Thoughts from the Tipsy (or drunk)
Vulchor
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So Im downing a few tonight to relax and ease the sorrows, so ti smay be an intersting thread. The only rules are you must be drunk or tipse when making a new post----AND NO EIDITN FORSEPLLING ERRORS........Just drunken ramblings.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume??? Because their ugly and they smell bad--------oj bad joke to start. Drunken calls to the ex'es Im glad that part of my life os over....but there are times I wish I still made those calls.......Anyopne else ever get a nobber from a crappy boobie bar before it closed down???? What ever happened to all night pizza places outside of being in some huge as$ city??? What the he(l is twitter about anyway and I dont think if I even understood it I could understand what makes it good. --------Ok this sounded better with the thread title but Im going to go ahead and posty it anyway and see wwhat happens.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume??? Because their ugly and they smell bad--------oj bad joke to start. Drunken calls to the ex'es Im glad that part of my life os over....but there are times I wish I still made those calls.......Anyopne else ever get a nobber from a crappy boobie bar before it closed down???? What ever happened to all night pizza places outside of being in some huge as$ city??? What the he(l is twitter about anyway and I dont think if I even understood it I could understand what makes it good. --------Ok this sounded better with the thread title but Im going to go ahead and posty it anyway and see wwhat happens.
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This would be a good one for lassie.One God, One Truth0
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That would be "Thwwitwer" and keep it under 140 characters.0
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Dood vulchor you created a thread orf me and i love you for it... the numnber of times i drunk post on here is ridiculsous and i'm only following your rule here by not correcting any spelling eerros cuz normally i'm not this bad of a typist cuz i go back and correct mistakes when i make them.. but i normally use grammar better.. cuz yeah.. man i saw some hot women tonight..btu was draking too much to talk to em.. ah *** g'nite..¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨0 -
Can someone post a drunk comment for me? I can't join in on the fun right now0
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I phckin can't get bomed so i BOMB people out of spite and make sure that they feel my wrath for i caoont have any alcohol...bip:Can someone post a drunk comment for me? I can't join in on the fun right now
I get drunk off of making other poieple buy mailboxes and having their wifes be pised...
no beer, means no MAILBOXES!!!
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Liqour? I don't even KNOW her!!!roland_7707:This would be a good one for lassie.
Why do they call them BUILDINGS, when they are allready don BUILDING them!?!?!
I feel beetter when I drink Miller Lite out of 12oz can, but I really want to be drinking 40's all the time... but the neighbors would prolly get wrided out0 -
*** *** yo ***; i got a **** agent who won't call for *** about a new apt i put an application in for , but th e little *** was riging my *** when I was asking about it; now the ashole won't return my calls for *** and I 'm about to slap some *** up in his botch if the *** doesnt give me a damn call and lemme now if i got the apt for not=r. i **** hate agents real easte ****.0
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Shaddup! I don't have a drinking problem ---insert amy winehouse joke about rehab--0
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I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance **** about her daughters father...AGAIN! F@ck it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.0
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Just wait till your married.... **** goes to crying.... how the *** do women not chug gatorade all the time with all those tears they should be dehydrated.y2pascoe:I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance **** about her daughters father...AGAIN! F@ck it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.0 -
You really should have seen this fat lady on the bike.wwestern:
Just wait till your married.... **** goes to crying.... how the *** do women not chug gatorade all the time with all those tears they should be dehydrated.y2pascoe:I saw an obese lady on a three wheel motorcycle today and it was a HIGH point of my afternnoon! Anything would have been better than listening to my fiance **** about her daughters father...AGAIN! F@ck it! Im gfoing to get donuts tomorrow.0 -
women on motorcycles is odd no matter how fat lol.0
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Two dudes on a motorcycle...wrong...that is all.0
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I'm assuming by wrong you mean "gay"granneja:Two dudes on a motorcycle...wrong...that is all.0 -
When I was in the DR I saw three guys on a moped. Also saw a mom dad and three kids on a small motorcycle.0
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The Red Sox are bums and Sara Palin is a cartoon. Rick Perry jogs with a pistol...I want to find a joke here but I cant.0
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I had a ew right, well my computer crashed...my ife was wantin to go to the store but i talkd her out of it till that sit happened. She wanted some 2 and *** back with a haf gallon of beam and 18 bud ice. Gotter up now but where am I......0
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funny i reread my thing and it starred out one of my ords...must have een a bad 1...0
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Followin the rules....got to drinkin jus to post here hehehe. ok, done neow . Do I really gotta post this? serioulsly? stupid rules0
