Recommend me a cheap, bad cigar
I need a box of cigars for a prank. But these have got to be REALLY bad cigars - the kind that'll have the smoker spitting and throwing the entire thing out; a cigar so bad that the smoker won't even attempt to smoke the entire thing. They need to be about 50 gauge and look like quality on the outside (good smell is a definite plus), but smoke terrible. Since its a prank, they also need to be dirt cheap.