Texas Herf 4 - 4/12/2015

***Texas Alliance Members*** Rain - 4/4/2014 The founder of the Texas Alliance, he's equal parts awesome, self centered, amazing and delusional. It was once said of him "F*** I hate that guy." Tony - 4/4/2014 Nobody has heard from this Army vet, and it's assumed that he's dead. No word on the location of his AB Pryme collection. Nathan - 4/4/2014 A man of few words but large cigar collections, he is a master craftsman and is rumored to be the inspiration of Pai Mei from Kill Bill and Masamune. Brad - 4/42014 The honorary Aussie member, herfs are usually done at his abandoned shack. An expert cook and birthday planner, rumor has it that the Australian government is requesting his extradition. Bill - 7/9/2014 A wine and purple drank afficianado, he's not a member of the forums due to the fact that he'd probably lose his job due to the tom foolery and johhny f***around that goes on. Steve - 4/12/2015 After 25 years of keeping our boarders safe from seeds, Mr Brisket invented the Stubble Nubber. Feel safe that wherever this man is, no roach clips will have to be used. Scott - 4/12/2014 The man with the mustache, he is also a scissor thief and sharpie hoarder. When not pulling coins out of odd places or throwing playing cards, he loves a mild coffee, flavorless cigars and making his customers coffee with a french press at 3am. ***Texas Alliance Charter*** 1 - I like cigars. 2- I like food. 3 - I don't believe in the vilification of dingos, they don't really steal babies!