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I am not 5 years old!

0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 9,709 ✭✭✭✭✭
So why is it when ever I am doing something that she might find questionable, like stuffing a flat rate box full or surfing sprint sale or some other cigar site that she would like me not surfing, she walks in the room and asks, "What are you doing?"

I turn into a 5 year old and go, "Uhm, nuffin."
What do you have there? "Nuffin."
You're sending more stuff out? "Nuh uh."
How many times have I told you, even though they are great deals, you can't keep buying them?
"But, but, but. Ah shoot. But they all sparkly and purty. I want 'em!"

Ok, maybe I'm still 5.
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

Wylaff said:
Atmospheric pressure and crap.

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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Mr. Rogers NeighborhoodPosts: 4,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • onestrangeoneonestrangeone Austin, TxPosts: 2,444 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oooh, Shiny!! LOL
  • dandin1dandin1 Posts: 175
    Puff_Dougie:
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    This ^
  • honorknight7honorknight7 Posts: 525
    Puff_Dougie:
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    Love that damn penguin pic.
    every time my wife asks me what I'm doing now I say "looking at porn" and she reply's "what are you buying me now?" then will give me crap if there not infused lol.

    She has started getting upset with me also about leaving the "sprint sale" page open on my PC-its on the desk in the living room- when I go to school because she gets stuck watching it to see how low it gets before the item gets sold - How is that my fault lol
  • ToombesToombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Jessica doesn't tell me "No", instead she replies with "Id rather you didn't". This remark is the equivalent of your parents saying "I'm very disappointed with you."
    Tony, I feel your pain. It's cool if I get bombed or do a trade, but if I mention placing an order it turns into, "You ordered cigars when we got married, isn't that enough?"... Maybe if I put a Viaje DES in the food processor and sprinkle it on her food before she eats she'll understand the gravity of the hobby.
  • bert873bert873 Jackson, MOPosts: 2,546 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My wife gets mad all the time and says all I ever do know is look at cigars or sit on this site. We have individual spending money built into our budget but she still gets mad at me if I use mine to buy cigars. She just doesn't understand.
  • flowbeeflowbee Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭
    Lmao
    Im gonna try this LOL
    Thanks Puff_
    Puff_Dougie:
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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Mr. Rogers NeighborhoodPosts: 4,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    flowbee:
    Lmao
    Im gonna try this LOL
    Thanks Puff_
    Puff_Dougie:
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    If you do, I suspect you may need to follow the advice in your own signature! LOL
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • New_BootsNew_Boots Posts: 2,652 ✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    flowbee:
    Lmao
    Im gonna try this LOL
    Thanks Puff_
    Puff_Dougie:
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    If you do, I suspect you may need to follow the advice in your own signature! LOL
    Bahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
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