"Obama" - Redneck word of the day

"Obama" - the redneck word of the day



"I bought a case of beer and drank it obama self"


Got any good redneck words of the day? Post them here.

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  • Matt Marvel
    Matt Marvel Posts: 928
    Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
  • TatuajeVI
    TatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    Matt Marvel:
    Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
    LOL. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that the second time.

    **** - "My granpaw **** at age 65.."
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    Discount ---Can I get a discount on this one ? Discount yourself lucky we're selling it to ya at that price !!!
  • kingjk729
    kingjk729 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭
    Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh
  • This is my 100th post...so i will make it a good one:

    Word: Mayonaise
    "Mayonaise some big tires on that truck!"
  • j0z3r
    j0z3r Posts: 9,397 ✭✭✭
    kingjk729:
    Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh
    I think that's right up there with..."let me axe you a question"
  • Smokeee
    Smokeee Posts: 220
    misunderestimated... as in.... "They misunderestimated me." George W. Bush -- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    Ranch---- Hand me that thar adjust'ble ranch ...this thangs on here too tite !!!
  • clearlysuspect
    clearlysuspect Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭✭
    My wife's sister actually used the word "unbalancement" the other day in the sentence "She has a chemical unbalancement."
  • PuroFreak
    PuroFreak Posts: 4,124 ✭✭
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    HOT WATER HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of mine too PuroAlso------Television set (there is one of them), axe you a question (stated above I know), Why doesnt he make HISSELF a sandwich, Your change is 2 dollars and 14 CENT, Today will be partly cloudy...however tomorrow will be mostly sunny (same d@mn thing, no?)
  • Jdorais
    Jdorais Posts: 652
    Nakin = Napkin
    Acrost = Across
  • nsezell
    nsezell Posts: 294
    When you have an operation to sterilize an animal (read dog/cat) it's called a spay. You have your dog or cat spayed. I get tired of people asking me when they need to have their cat spaded...
  • MarkH
    MarkH Posts: 120 ✭✭
    "Healthy" food.....your food isn't healthy..it's DEAD! However, it may be healthful.
    Ever get an email with this as the first line? "For your FYI" ?
  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
    You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO
  • Hawk55
    Hawk55 Posts: 846
    some do....can u believe it?
  • PuroFreak
    PuroFreak Posts: 4,124 ✭✭
    jsnake:
    phobicsquirrel:
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
    You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO
    I've known some freaky women who didn't mind that though... HAHA