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RIP Hank Aaron.
A true baseball legend.

Damn, man... that sucks!

@Rhamlin said:
Why does yellow or Brown snow taste different than white snow?

The politically correct answer is "I don't taste color."

@Patrickbrick said:
Never blame an employee following the rules, most don’t want to be fired
for not following protocol. I on the other hand am in a position where I can say “that doesn’t make sense” and do what I want. Recently I sent an employee to sweep something so they wouldn’t be able to answer any questions if “management” decided to bring the hammer on me. I put it on me not my employees, the less they are privy to the better.

Your a stand up boss. A rare breed these days

I'm a chronic sufferer of stupid s**t that pops in my head...
For example, "Why are 15,000 soldiers (more than were sent to Afghanistan incidentally) needed to defend the inauguration of a legitimately elected president who won more votes than any other president in the history of US elections- far eclipsing even the Grand Pooba Obama himself?
Pffft! Why does this crap pop into my head?!

Did Adam & Eve have navels?

Me trying to figure out what the hell that means

^^^ I'm no constitutional lawyer, but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express... Those all happened prior to his assuming power and, while valid in my opinion, aren't impeachable offenses as president. His alleged fraudlent election as such may well be though.

Downside to this is if they toss Gropey, Her Puppetness, the VEEP, steps in and the GOP fixes the left's problem for them. I say let him ride. He's probably going to do a Bush level job anyway. You never shoot the lousy sniper.