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@peter4jc said:
Being called a dickface.

Might be the nicest thing anyone said to me all year.

^ This

It looked like the profile of a chubby's midsection to me.

"I love to think of nature as unlimited broadcasting stations, through which God speaks to us every day, every hour and every moment of our lives, if we will only tune in and remain so."

• George Washington Carver

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