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Monster Month!!! And Pumpkins

I got a new cell phone. I woke up this morning and was making coffee and dropped my old one on the kitchen floor.

Went up to the Verizon store and they filed the insurance claim for me. Since they didn't have any phones of my model in stock, they gave me the retail value for it, which worked out to about 2,000 bucks, Even though I only owed about a thousand bucks on it 😂

How the hell is a 6-month -old cell phone that the insurance company apparently doesn't even carry anymore worth $2,000?

From the Carrot Brothers Ranch, thank you very much, @Stubble!