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It just came to have marital relations with your hose, that orange outfit got it all excited.

I'm just trying work and this happens

All that cuteness broke the internet.

@Vision said:

@MrShrek said:
Sharing this to hopefully save my friends from making the same mistake.

When you are out shopping and your spouse picks up something and expresses they like it…do not, I repeat DO NOT!!!, say “Reminds me of your mom’s style.”

But what @MrShrek isnt telling you is that they were thongs.

Like these?

No he said farts irritate my wife.

@ShawnOL said:
The thing that sucks the most about Tuesday night drinking is that all of your friends and family go to bed early. Who am I supposed to drunk text late at night?