Look AGAIN my friend. You do NOT need a permit in West Virginia. You are free to get your kangaroo, a female. Peter, in Wisconsin, also no permit needed, can get a male kangaroo. Bring yours to the Milwaukee herf and breed a herd. (Technically a herd of roos is called a mob.)
I usually have mine with Louisiana Hot Sauce, so this guy I work with got up to leave the table where we were having break and wished me well by saying, "enjoy your spicy minnows".