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@peter4jc said:
A lady goes to see her priest;

L: Father, my dog just died. Can you help with the burial service?

P: I'm afraid not. You could try the Episcopal church down the street. They do those sorts of things.

L: Oh, thank you, Father! Are they expensive? Do you think $1000 will cover it?

F: My dear daughter, you didn't tell me the dog was Catholic!

Have to share this with my mother, an 88 yr old nun. She will love it.