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12 oz. beers and 6 oz. kidneys

@Amos_Umwhat said:

@Bob_Luken said:

@peter4jc said:
It took me a good minute...

Some people gave a s*** about lyrics back then. I did not. If I heard it, fine. if I kinda heard it I would make up something in my head. Some stuff nobody heard. If the artist didn’t print the lyrics on the albums there were always these published comic book sized song lyric magazine for nerds who needed to know exactly what the artist was saying but wouldn’t enunciate.

Cue John Fogarty: "....There's a bathroom on the right." 🎵

IYKYK.

Or… “ ‘scuse me, while I kiss this guy”

@Olekingcole said:

Dropping my lighter on the concrete floor and it doesn't want to light now.

Drybeggar

Finished hanging two loads of laundry just before the rain.

@silvermouse said:
Ideology attenuates rationality.

example:

Reactionary politics leads to mixed messaging.