I tell my wife I shoot it out so fast no side wall adhesion and no need for toilet paper…

This meme is flawed by its cluttered messaging. The problem is the sequence. The bottom message in memes is typically a reply in opposition or in contrast to all that comes before it. But in this case, I believe the top quote was added later to an existing meme without adding any value or humor and waters down the original punchline because there is no contrast in viewpoint. I recommend we restore the meme to it's supposed original form where the punchline clearly responds to the photo alone, and not to the poorly written statement at the top.

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Before Restoration

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After Restoration

@Bob_Luken said:

Um... the pie?