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Haven't paid for a haircut in 40 years, wife cuts my hair.

My Wife tells the story of an old boyfriend or fiancé who gave her a coffee maker, even though he was the one that was always drinking coffee. Don't make that mistake, I haven't.

Before we got married, I gave my Wife a closet organizer so that I could make room for my clothes. She took a trip to Hawaii with her mom and by the time she came back I was all moved in and she hasn't been able to get rid of me yet.

Back in 1983 (?) my brother and I bought a VCR for our parents for Christmas. We also bought them their first video, First Blood, and made sure the VCR worked on Christmas Day.