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Exhibit #1

Weird: Man Becomes More Conservative As He Regains Brain Function
Politics
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Dec 2, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bizarre coincidence, Senator John Fetterman has suddenly become more conservative after his brain resumed working.

Previously a die-hard liberal, Fetterman has stunned audiences by staking out a variety of conservative positions over the past several weeks, at the same time as his brain regained the ability to speak in sentences. With Fetterman's cognition continually improving, conservatives have sat dumbfounded as they found themselves nodding along with the Democrat.

"I don't know if I should be worried, but Fetterman sounds like he's speaking coherently and making valid arguments," said local conservative John Rogers as he watched the Senator on television. "I should probably go check my blood pressure to make sure I'm not the one stroking out."

Fetterman initially surprised constituents with his support of Israel, hanging posters in his office of every Israeli being held hostage by Hamas. "The moment Fetterman regained the ability to form a logical train of thought, he instantly became the voice of reason in the Democratic Party," said pundit Andrew Donaldson. "Now he's out there calling for Congressional ethics rules to be applied equally to Democrats and Republicans? He's calling for a ban on China buying up farmland? I mean it's not much, but so far a partially functional Jon Fetterman is the most rational guy on that side of the aisle."

At publishing time, Fetterman had sadly suffered another stroke and become an imbecilic liberal again.

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-man-becomes-more-conservative-as-he-regains-brain-function/

OK, before anyone gets their panties all in a bunch, this is the Babylon Bee, and is completely satirical.

@Rhamlin said:

@Bob_Luken said:

I’ve had that thought a time or two

I think we all have.

A kid could build one helluva tree house in that.

Currently watching Penn State get destroyed by a team with zero wins. FI-RE FRANKLIN...FI-RE FRANKLIN....

@ShawnOL said:
Are there any of those left?

Only in the wild. They're media shy, so you never see or hear anything about them. Endangered species, many are currently transitioning into more intelligent beings.