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@Yakster said:
A m00se once bit my sister.

Probably better than a Yak attack

@Cheapsmoke said:

@Yakster said:
A m00se once bit my sister.>

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Was she karving her initials on it? Who was the m00se trained by?

She failed to provide a food offering thus became the offering.

@Yakster said:
A m00se once bit my sister.>

>
Was she karving her initials on it? Who was the m00se trained by?

@Cheapsmoke said:

@Bob_Luken said:

What do you feed a moose?

Carrots, unless its a baby moose, then you feed them baby carrots.

Just kidding, do not feed baby moose, their mama moose will misconstrue your intentions.

Goes for bears, too. In case anyone wondered.