Our US of A was settled east to west so people should generally say “out west" and “back east". Someone in Colorado is incorrect to say, "I'm going out to Wisconsin". The guy in Wisconsin correctly says, "I'm going out to Denver". In Tennessee I might not say "back to Baltimore", just because I've never spent much time there, but I would never say "out" to Baltimore, because that would be a self-centered perception that "out" would be any direction from my location. A good neutral word is "over", works in all directions but feels like it doesn't cover longer distances.
Also, north is top of a map, people should say “up” in reference to traveling any northward direction. Same thing with “down” being the word for going south of wherever you currently are. However, there is also the element of elevation which can throw the previous up-down guidelines out the window. If you are navigating a significant change in elevation, up might be south and down might be north on the map. And on the rivers, you might not believe this but, you say northbound or southbound by the flow and not by the compass. If you're traveling on the Tennessee river in Tennessee, and you are southbound, you'll end up in Kentucky, geographically north of Tennessee.

@genareddog said:
9 am and nobody here at work yet! Just about over it.

Hmm, maybe time for a "Help Wanted" sign out front? Some people aren't motivated unless they're starving.

9 am and nobody here at work yet! Just about over it.

Trump dies and goes to hell.

Satan tells Trump that he definitely belongs in hell, but hell is full so he will need to release someone and Trump will have to take that person's place. But Satan tells Trump he will let Trump decide whose place he will take. Satan gives Trump three options and brings him to three doors..

Behind door one is Barack Obama who is repeatedly diving off a diving board into a pool over and over again. Trump watches for awhile, and tells Satan that this isn't for him..

Satan then brings Trump to door two where sees George W Bush breaking rocks with a sledge hammer. As soon as he breaks the rock a new one pops up to take its place. This repeats indefinitely. Trump declines this option as well..

Satan then brings Trump to door three.

Behind door three he sees Bill Clinton chained a bed where Monica Lewinsky is doing Monica Lewinsky things over and over again..

Trump tells Satan that he will choose option three.

Satan calls out into the room
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Ok Monica you're free to go....