Why did he need the slightly racist uncle to help him choose something from the menu? There's no logical prompt to get the uncle to say something unhelpful.
The guy who's worried about his barber being hungover is entirely bald? A Charlie Brown image would have worked better. Solid joke with poor choice of image.
Wondering that since we should create a national disease registry and a national voter ID, then maybe we should create a national gun owner ID and a national firearm registry?