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So much better than the **** Canada tries to pass as bacon.

An atheist is walking through the Amazon when he finds himself surrounded by a group of bloodthirsty natives. "Oh God, I'm screwed," the atheist says to himself.

Suddenly, the skies open up, a shaft of light shines down on the atheist, and a voice booms from above, "No, you're not. Pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief."

The atheist picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the hell out of the chief.

The natives stare at the atheist, stupefied.

The shaft of light shines down again, and the voice booms, "Okay. NOW you're screwed."

Neat toy. The picture had me puzzled at first, the space between the back leg and ear. It looks like a corpulent dog has a transparent area.

Road trip!

And just like that, I want to start collecting zippos too. You guys are an expensive hobby!