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@Bob_Luken said:
They warned us about micro spray poo poo coming from our toilets when we flushed crap and dared to leave the lid up. They said it would travel in the air and land on our toothbrushes, and now y'all are atomizing the poo poo molecules directly off your butts with a pressure washer. That's not right.

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That what I tell my wife when she asks why I never brush..

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For front or back wipers

They warned us about micro spray poo poo coming from our toilets when we flushed crap and dared to leave the lid up. They said it would travel in the air and land on our toothbrushes, and now y'all are atomizing the poo poo molecules directly off your butts with a pressure washer. That's not right.

I tell my wife I shoot it out so fast no side wall adhesion and no need for toilet paper…

I'm fine. I got a nice trip up north coming up next month.
Also, are you wiping any? Maybe one swipe to scrape of the worst of it off or do you just start blasting?

Even what you can imagine falls short of the indescribable. Your imagination is limited. The reality of a good spray is not limited, as is the case with your ability to imagine. Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever gone back to wiping after having switched. Nobody.

Edit; I'm beginning to think @Bob_Luken needs a vacation. I mean 99% of us do. But, are you OK sir?

@Amos_Umwhat said:

@silvermouse said:

My WTF.

I think I'll just stick to toilet paper.

Reality check, is that some sort of set up so that dialysis patients can remain on a toilet during the procedure? Do it yourself colonoscopy? Jeff Bezos' bidet? I'm at a loss to comprehend the complexity apparent in the picture.

Where does the paper for the fax come out?

If you want to improve your life in unimaginable ways, spend $30 and get a hand-held bidet. It's just one of those things you won't know why you didn't do it sooner.