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Re: you can't make this stuff up
I'm fine. I got a nice trip up north coming up next month.
Also, are you wiping any? Maybe one swipe to scrape of the worst of it off or do you just start blasting?
Re: you can't make this stuff up
Even what you can imagine falls short of the indescribable. Your imagination is limited. The reality of a good spray is not limited, as is the case with your ability to imagine. Nobody, in the history of mankind, has ever gone back to wiping after having switched. Nobody.
Edit; I'm beginning to think @Bob_Luken needs a vacation. I mean 99% of us do. But, are you OK sir?
peter4jc
Re: you can't make this stuff up
@Amos_Umwhat said:
@silvermouse said:
My WTF.
I think I'll just stick to toilet paper.
Reality check, is that some sort of set up so that dialysis patients can remain on a toilet during the procedure? Do it yourself colonoscopy? Jeff Bezos' bidet? I'm at a loss to comprehend the complexity apparent in the picture.
Where does the paper for the fax come out?
edz
Re: you can't make this stuff up
If you want to improve your life in unimaginable ways, spend $30 and get a hand-held bidet. It's just one of those things you won't know why you didn't do it sooner.
peter4jc
Re: Whatcha smokin this morning?
@OutdoorsSmoke_21191 We know you spend a lot of time with your hand, but it's Group of Five.
peter4jc
Re: Weird nicsick
Somebody really ought to say thank you at some point.
Are you holding off until somebody definitively solves your dilemma for you?
To be fair, you never actually asked a question. Did you?
You just lay your troubles out there and we can't help but worry about you.
We are suckers again. DZR?
Re: you can't make this stuff up
@peter4jc said:
If you want to improve your life in unimaginable ways, spend $30 and get a hand-held bidet. It's just one of those things you won't know why you didn't do it sooner.
Unimaginable? I have a pretty good imagination. I'll end up cleaner than wiping, I can imagine. I'll save on toilet paper, I can imagine. I'll wish I had done it sooner. I can imagine that. What deficits of my imagination do I need to solve by spraying my butt?
Re: How much does my meat weigh….
@OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
@Vision you should have hung on to this one for a few more months. One year would have put him right up there in distinguished ranks with Robby.
I never would have held @MrShrek to this but I definitely wont turn down a special package from pete 🥰
I've been waiting on a too close to call prize from someone whom will be left unnamed since 2021 maybe early 2022 waiting until i get low to bring it up.
Re: How much does my meat weigh….
@Vision you should have hung on to this one for a few more months. One year would have put him right up there in distinguished ranks with Robby. 
