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@Vision said:
“Show me how you draw on a cigar”

It made me feel dirty and ashamed.

Itsfine

6

^ Look it even gets four stars from the site......

ForMud

4

I have more times than you know, lol. Just can't shake her

Edit; she gets the lottery

dirtdude

3

She doesn't believe you hit the lottery? Tell her she should go pack......

ShawnOL

3

Can't smoke and lift weights at the same time, i cough too hard and alcohol makes me fall off of exercise equipment.

ShawnOL

5

Time spent exercising and lifting weights is time that could have been spent drinking and smoking.

ShawnOL

3