Best Of

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even our @silvermouse
The stockings were hung by @MrShrek with such care,
In hopes that his new job could be so very near;

The new guys were nestled all snug in their beds,
While @Vision took up space in @Ross_G89 head;
And @peter4jc just up from his nap, and @rdp77 in a new trucker cap,

The Herf just settled down after we bounced a dirty rat.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
@rsherman24 sprang from the porch to see what was the matter.
Away to the script @Yakster whipped up in a flash,
He made some adjustments and cleaned up the lag.

@OmgFrigginMike ‘s girl in the background while sitting out back
While @IndustMech sat watching football in his smoking shack.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
OMFG it’s @Stubble !!! Is he really here!,

With a new Black Label blend, that won’t burn worth a shït,
I knew in a moment it must be @Usaf06 Nick
A forum fiver from @VegasFrank ( @Itsfine) out way too late
When @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, @EgoBoundary ! now, @Bob_Luken ! now, @dirtdude ! and both Pauls ( @TNBigfoot68 @Trykflyr_1 )
On, @TRayB ! on @Amos_Umwhat ! on @Hawks ! On @Sethbanks711 and @Olekingcole !
"Now get in your yard or the lounge by the mall!" Smoke all your good stuff now!, you can’t take it with you y’all!