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Lost everything in our fridge but the freezer held ok. Going to hit the road to search for a grocery store over in Banner Elk. Hope they are not sold out. We have been eating some strange stuff. Our garden is beat up but we still have chard, lettuce, tomatoes, and zucchini. My world for a bunch of bananas.

Not sure how much longer I can suffer you puny mortals.

I want Santa Claus to be true but the truth is that I'm **** Santa Claus and it costs a lot of money.
That is my wtf!

My flag for unsportsmanlike conduct. 15 yarder buster