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Trump dies and goes to hell.

Satan tells Trump that he definitely belongs in hell, but hell is full so he will need to release someone and Trump will have to take that person's place. But Satan tells Trump he will let Trump decide whose place he will take. Satan gives Trump three options and brings him to three doors..

Behind door one is Barack Obama who is repeatedly diving off a diving board into a pool over and over again. Trump watches for awhile, and tells Satan that this isn't for him..

Satan then brings Trump to door two where sees George W Bush breaking rocks with a sledge hammer. As soon as he breaks the rock a new one pops up to take its place. This repeats indefinitely. Trump declines this option as well..

Satan then brings Trump to door three.

Behind door three he sees Bill Clinton chained a bed where Monica Lewinsky is doing Monica Lewinsky things over and over again..

Trump tells Satan that he will choose option three.

Satan calls out into the room
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Ok Monica you're free to go....