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  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    The official due date was today - still no baby, and still no signs of her coming anytime soon. We have a bunch of extra doctor visits today since she is "over due." I'll keep updating!
  • HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    crap I picked today.... take her down a bumpy road ^ ^
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    Today is the day! Baby Baby Baby !!! C'mon BABY!!!
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    Hope I got this list right, but here is the upcoming guesses:
    Cabinetmaker – Apr 19
    Jsnake – Apr 20
    Illinoisgolf99 Apr 21
    XMacro – Apr 22
    Redtailhawkoz – Apr 23
    Diamondog – Apr 24
    Lilwing – apr 25
    Fourtotheflush – apr 26

    There are a couple guys who guessed days that were already taken.
  • Garen BGaren B Posts: 977
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
  • Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!
  • FourtotheflushFourtotheflush Posts: 2,555
    Sandman1am:
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!


    Music to my ears here!

    Good luck - key word, babies! No easy task, I know I have two at a time of myown.
  • mrpillowmrpillow Posts: 464
    Put me down for the 29th =P
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    Sandman1am:
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!
    Well, just because the induction starts on sunday or monday doesn't mean the baby comes out then. It can take a day or two before the drugs really work - or my wife will get sick of it and convince them to give her a C-section. Either way, who knows when this baby is coming!
  • Alex WilliamsAlex Williams Posts: 1,515
    i havent guessed... i guess the 27th!!
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    Alex Williams:
    i havent guessed... i guess the 27th!!
    Garen just guessed that one - a few posts up!
  • HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    I'll take the 28th tho I highly doubt it will take that long
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    TatuajeVI:
    Sandman1am:
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!
    Well, just because the induction starts on sunday or monday doesn't mean the baby comes out then. It can take a day or two before the drugs really work - or my wife will get sick of it and convince them to give her a C-section. Either way, who knows when this baby is coming!
    You guys are gonna let the little one start calling the shots already? Big Smile [:D]
  • Garen BGaren B Posts: 977
    j0z3r:
    TatuajeVI:
    Sandman1am:
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!
    Well, just because the induction starts on sunday or monday doesn't mean the baby comes out then. It can take a day or two before the drugs really work - or my wife will get sick of it and convince them to give her a C-section. Either way, who knows when this baby is coming!
    You guys are gonna let the little one start calling the shots already? Big Smile [:D]
    Let the baby call the shots, at least until the 27th!
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    TatuajeVI:
    Sandman1am:
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!
    Well, just because the induction starts on sunday or monday doesn't mean the baby comes out then. It can take a day or two before the drugs really work - or my wife will get sick of it and convince them to give her a C-section. Either way, who knows when this baby is coming!
    Here's how my wife's induction went:

    Wife to Doctor: "The triage nurse says she's going to discharge me because I'm not dilated far enough...."

    Doctor: "How bad do you want this baby out?"

    Wife: "I'll pay you a million dollars to get it out tonight!"

    Doctor: "I'll be right back."

    (5 mins pass)

    Doctor: "I've got a little trick up my sleeve......."

    (Doctor reaches under my wife's gown for like 2 seconds...... She then hands me what looks like a macrame needle!)

    Doctor to me: "Here, hide this in your luggage...... I'm going to tell the nurse her water just broke."

    True story.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • Alex WilliamsAlex Williams Posts: 1,515
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    i havent guessed... i guess the 27th!!
    Garen just guessed that one - a few posts up!
    but he already guessed once :D you never said we could do that...
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    Alex Williams:
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    i havent guessed... i guess the 27th!!
    Garen just guessed that one - a few posts up!
    but he already guessed once :D you never said we could do that...
    Garen - you cheater!! lol, I didn't catch that. Alex, if you haven't guessed yet, the 27th is your day!
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    Hayblet:
    I'll take the 28th tho I highly doubt it will take that long
    One guess per person! Sorry - my wife really, really wishes that your first guess was correct, lol.
  • Alex WilliamsAlex Williams Posts: 1,515
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    i havent guessed... i guess the 27th!!
    Garen just guessed that one - a few posts up!
    but he already guessed once :D you never said we could do that...
    Garen - you cheater!! lol, I didn't catch that. Alex, if you haven't guessed yet, the 27th is your day!
    yesssssssss
  • Garen BGaren B Posts: 977
    Alex Williams:
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    i havent guessed... i guess the 27th!!
    Garen just guessed that one - a few posts up!
    but he already guessed once :D you never said we could do that...
    Garen - you cheater!! lol, I didn't catch that. Alex, if you haven't guessed yet, the 27th is your day!
    yesssssssss
    Damn, never read the rules again. In that case, Tat you need to get to a time machine and induce labor on whatever day I guessed first, I'll bring the Delorean and the flux capacitor, you bring the docs and your wife!
  • FourtotheflushFourtotheflush Posts: 2,555
    lilwing88:
    TatuajeVI:
    Sandman1am:
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!
    Well, just because the induction starts on sunday or monday doesn't mean the baby comes out then. It can take a day or two before the drugs really work - or my wife will get sick of it and convince them to give her a C-section. Either way, who knows when this baby is coming!
    Here's how my wife's induction went:

    Wife to Doctor: "The triage nurse says she's going to discharge me because I'm not dilated far enough...."

    Doctor: "How bad do you want this baby out?"

    Wife: "I'll pay you a million dollars to get it out tonight!"

    Doctor: "I'll be right back."

    (5 mins pass)

    Doctor: "I've got a little trick up my sleeve......."

    (Doctor reaches under my wife's gown for like 2 seconds...... She then hands me what looks like a macrame needle!)

    Doctor to me: "Here, hide this in your luggage...... I'm going to tell the nurse her water just broke."

    True story.




    That Dr. would be Effed if anything went wrong.



  • Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    Talked to Phil. He wanted me to tell everyone that they went to the Dr office and that they were going to induce labor today. I will keep everyone updated when I have the good news that the little one is out. Whoever has today or tomorrow lucky SOB's!!!! Fire one up for Tat his wife and Maddy (insert jokes here) the little one in the next day or two guys.
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    Fourtotheflush:
    lilwing88:
    TatuajeVI:
    Sandman1am:
    Garen B:
    Any chance we can guess again? If we can, I'll shoot for April 27th.
    I've heard a rumor that the babies coming on 26th like it or not!
    Well, just because the induction starts on sunday or monday doesn't mean the baby comes out then. It can take a day or two before the drugs really work - or my wife will get sick of it and convince them to give her a C-section. Either way, who knows when this baby is coming!
    Here's how my wife's induction went:

    Wife to Doctor: "The triage nurse says she's going to discharge me because I'm not dilated far enough...."

    Doctor: "How bad do you want this baby out?"

    Wife: "I'll pay you a million dollars to get it out tonight!"

    Doctor: "I'll be right back."

    (5 mins pass)

    Doctor: "I've got a little trick up my sleeve......."

    (Doctor reaches under my wife's gown for like 2 seconds...... She then hands me what looks like a macrame needle!)

    Doctor to me: "Here, hide this in your luggage...... I'm going to tell the nurse her water just broke."

    True story.




    That Dr. would be Effed if anything went wrong.



    Nah. Docs do it all the time. Just saved us the hassle and paperwork of having to schedule an induction.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • FourtotheflushFourtotheflush Posts: 2,555
    Sandman1am:
    Talked to Phil. He wanted me to tell everyone that they went to the Dr office and that they were going to induce labor today. I will keep everyone updated when I have the good news that the little one is out. Whoever has today or tomorrow lucky SOB's!!!! Fire one up for Tat his wife and Maddy (insert jokes here) the little one in the next day or two guys.
    DAMN, I thought I had Monday Locked up!!!!
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915
    Sandman1am:
    Talked to Phil. He wanted me to tell everyone that they went to the Dr office and that they were going to induce labor today. I will keep everyone updated when I have the good news that the little one is out. Whoever has today or tomorrow lucky SOB's!!!! Fire one up for Tat his wife and Maddy (insert jokes here) the little one in the next day or two guys.

    Come on Hang in there till Midnihgt Baby! Im looking good! LOL Hang On Baby!
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    I'm smoking a MOW Torpedo in honor of the battle Phil's wife is about to go through...... Best wishes to Phil's Family!
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • minibeezyminibeezy Posts: 257
    lilwing88:
    I'm smoking a MOW Torpedo in honor of the battle Phil's wife is about to go through...... Best wishes to Phil's Family!

    I'll be having my first Tatuaje Havana tonight in honor of Phil and the family. Grats in advance bro!
  • minibeezyminibeezy Posts: 257
    Redtailhawkoz:
    Sandman1am:
    Talked to Phil. He wanted me to tell everyone that they went to the Dr office and that they were going to induce labor today. I will keep everyone updated when I have the good news that the little one is out. Whoever has today or tomorrow lucky SOB's!!!! Fire one up for Tat his wife and Maddy (insert jokes here) the little one in the next day or two guys.

    Come on Hang in there till Midnihgt Baby! Im looking good! LOL Hang On Baby!

    ROFL. GL Oz.
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    YESS! They have internet here at the hospital! muhahaha. Nothing is happening yet - I think she has a long way to go here, but I suppose you never know.
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378
    Looks like nothing will be happening until at least tomorrow. We're sleeping in the hospital, and it's about bedtime. Let's hope we don't have to do this for too much longer.
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