Why didn't you just try talking to me after work. Now I have to wait until after you are done working wondering what the heck you wanted to talk about, knowing it's not good.
Or when women say " did you want to(fill in the blank), or....." And ends the satement with "or"... OR WHAT ****!!! jeesus i i hate it when my wife does that....
Usually right after lights out, after you've been trying to "talk" about "it" all day long.
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@Jetmech_63 said:
I despise go word "like". I have made a concerted effort to cut it out of my vocabulary. "and then he was like" "and I was like" "and they were like, yeah like...". Gaddamn!!! **** will make you wanna punch a baby. And living in CA the skeezes around here say it mo less than 10-15 times a minute!
The other day I heard: "I was like literally..."
Pick one... like or literally?
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@Wylaff said:
My boss is obsessed with "due diligence". I don't feel he uses it properly 99% of the time.
I think that phrase must be in some management training course.
Although, most mechanic managers like to use "cost-effective" instead of due diligence. But one of the fleet managers said that to me once and I asked him if he knew how really stupid that sounded.
He evidently did not. 🤣
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Usually right after lights out, after you've been trying to "talk" about "it" all day long.
Steve, I think it would be extra fun for all of us if you would confirm whether or not you knew that you already listed "We need to talk..." 11 years ago in this same thread. (Page one of this thread.)
Usually right after lights out, after you've been trying to "talk" about "it" all day long.
Steve, I think it would be extra fun for all of us if you would confirm whether or not you knew that you already listed "We need to talk..." 11 years ago in this same thread. (Page one of this thread.)
It occurred to me after I'd added it that I may have done so. Too late to do anything about it, but, it needs to be said. My feelings haven't changed on that one.
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"I don't disagree" - so you agree?
"Due to the fact" - just say "because"
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@Jrflickster said:
Unthaw
Can't be done...just thaw
Irregardless
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Haha I love that one cabbi ...
Why didn't you just try talking to me after work. Now I have to wait until after you are done working wondering what the heck you wanted to talk about, knowing it's not good.
Phrases I hate.....
Children saying, "I know."
No, you don't know. You ain't been on this earth long enough to know.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
We make our daughter give us a dime each time she says that to us. 😂
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
That wouldn't work for me.
My grandchildren get their money from me. So if I take a dime each time, it's just change they are gonna get from me. 🙄🤣
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
"We need to talk..."
Usually right after lights out, after you've been trying to "talk" about "it" all day long.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
My boss is obsessed with "due diligence". I don't feel he uses it properly 99% of the time.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
The other day I heard: "I was like literally..."
Pick one... like or literally?
I think that phrase must be in some management training course.
Although, most mechanic managers like to use "cost-effective" instead of due diligence. But one of the fleet managers said that to me once and I asked him if he knew how really stupid that sounded.
He evidently did not. 🤣
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Unthaw
Can't be done...just thaw
Steve, I think it would be extra fun for all of us if you would confirm whether or not you knew that you already listed "We need to talk..." 11 years ago in this same thread. (Page one of this thread.)
Haha he must get scolded even more than me
It occurred to me after I'd added it that I may have done so. Too late to do anything about it, but, it needs to be said. My feelings haven't changed on that one.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
"I don't disagree" - so you agree?
"Due to the fact" - just say "because"
Irregardless
Orientated
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
"I'm only telling you this because I'm your friend."
Your flight's been delayed.....
Again.
Conversate. Conversating.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Be more pacific
Shall our own selves conversate around this topic presently?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
These ones / Those ones.
"Ones" is not needed. Just these and those.
You're in a heap 'o trouble, boy.