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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    cabinetmaker:
    Q: "How much can you come down on your price?"

    A: "How much do you want me to leave off your cabinets?"

    Haha I love that one cabbi ...
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    When I worked retail, I HATED when something didn't have a barcode and customer would say " it must be free". Ugh!!
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    kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    Quick !... HIDE !
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    JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    xIcedGuardianx:
    When I worked retail, I HATED when something didn't have a barcode and customer would say " it must be free". Ugh!!
    I worked retail for just under one year and I wanted to climb up on the roof and start sniping people. I hated it so much.
    Light 'em up.
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    gmill880:
    cabinetmaker:
    Q: "How much can you come down on your price?"

    A: "How much do you want me to leave off your cabinets?"

    Haha I love that one cabbi ...
    hahahaha nice one
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    Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    Can we talk after work?

    Why didn't you just try talking to me after work. Now I have to wait until after you are done working wondering what the heck you wanted to talk about, knowing it's not good.
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    JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    Or the one women use: "I really didn't want to bring this up right now but.." Well, then why did you? lol
    Light 'em up.
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    Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    Or when women say " did you want to(fill in the blank), or....." And ends the satement with "or"... OR WHAT ****!!! jeesus i i hate it when my wife does that....
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    JCizzle:
    xIcedGuardianx:
    When I worked retail, I HATED when something didn't have a barcode and customer would say " it must be free". Ugh!!
    I worked retail for just under one year and I wanted to climb up on the roof and start sniping people. I hated it so much.
    I did it for 6. I hope to god I never have to do it again. There is a list a mile long that I hate to hear regarding retail.
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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Phrases I hate.....
    Children saying, "I know."

    No, you don't know. You ain't been on this earth long enough to know.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    NorCalR1NorCalR1 Posts: 4,197 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:
    Phrases I hate.....
    Children saying, "I know."

    No, you don't know. You ain't been on this earth long enough to know

    We make our daughter give us a dime each time she says that to us. 😂

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @NorCalR1 said:

    @0patience said:
    Phrases I hate.....
    Children saying, "I know."

    No, you don't know. You ain't been on this earth long enough to know

    We make our daughter give us a dime each time she says that to us. 😂

    That wouldn't work for me.
    My grandchildren get their money from me. So if I take a dime each time, it's just change they are gonna get from me. 🙄🤣

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,440 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "We need to talk..."

    Usually right after lights out, after you've been trying to "talk" about "it" all day long.

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
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    WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,271 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My boss is obsessed with "due diligence". I don't feel he uses it properly 99% of the time.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Wylaff said:
    My boss is obsessed with "due diligence". I don't feel he uses it properly 99% of the time.

    I think that phrase must be in some management training course.

    Although, most mechanic managers like to use "cost-effective" instead of due diligence. But one of the fleet managers said that to me once and I asked him if he knew how really stupid that sounded.
    He evidently did not. 🤣

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,019 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    "We need to talk..."

    Usually right after lights out, after you've been trying to "talk" about "it" all day long.

    Steve, I think it would be extra fun for all of us if you would confirm whether or not you knew that you already listed "We need to talk..." 11 years ago in this same thread. (Page one of this thread.)

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    JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 3,616 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Haha he must get scolded even more than me

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,708 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I don't disagree" - so you agree?
    "Due to the fact" - just say "because"

    Don't look ↑
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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,708 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Jrflickster said:
    Unthaw
    Can't be done...just thaw

    Irregardless

    Don't look ↑
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    Orientated

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
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    YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I'm only telling you this because I'm your friend."

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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Your flight's been delayed.....

    Again.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,401 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Conversate. Conversating.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,271 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Conversate. Conversating.

    Shall our own selves conversate around this topic presently?

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
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    CtheHamCtheHam Posts: 205 ✭✭✭✭

    These ones / Those ones.
    "Ones" is not needed. Just these and those.

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,433 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You're in a heap 'o trouble, boy.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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