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  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It’s yours 😂

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,807 ✭✭✭✭✭

    than for then, then for than. I don't understand why that is so difficult, one is an adverb the other a conjunction or preposition, they are spelled differently, pronounced differently, and have different meanings

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    thEn has an E, like the word nExt, which is what then means. thAn has an A, like the word rAther, which is what IT means.

    Speaking of word confusion, fewer and less. If you can count them then they are fewer. If you cannot count it, then it is less. It takes me less time to explain this effectively than it does for you to mess it up, which results in fewer mistakes.

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Jrflickster said:
    Unthaw
    Can't be done...just thaw

    Unthaw= freeze.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The hell with this thread! I could care less!

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sorry for getting fustrated there. I'll keep easedropping on this thread after all.

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

    Those objects are not in the mirror, nitwit. Objects are closer than they appear in the mirror.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,807 ✭✭✭✭✭

    exponentially. most of the time it is not true

    absolutely, said more often than not by people being interviewed by political commentators

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Mix-ups of the words:
    There, their, they're and thare.

    Also, an instead of and.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:

    @Jrflickster said:
    Unthaw
    Can't be done...just thaw

    Unthaw= freeze.

    "Your" right. I get it's a spelling error and I suck at spelling but that one gets me.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sent from my [insert Icouldgiveacrap here] using tapatalk

    1) I could give a crap what phone you use
    2) Don't need to see a tapatalk spam every time you post

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wtf is Tapatalk?

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A forum reader. 👎

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    License and Registration please......

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    "I don't know why is he/she behaving this way? We gave him/her everything he/she ever wanted. He/she never had to work for anything."

    Gee, I wonder why...

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Jrflickster said:

    @0patience said:

    @Jrflickster said:
    Unthaw
    Can't be done...just thaw

    Unthaw= freeze.

    "Your" right. I get it's a spelling error and I suck at spelling but that one gets me.

    Well, at least you didn't put "U'r"

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat
    And when you ask them who did something, they either "don't know" or "wasn't me".

    What happened to this vase?
    I don't know.
    Someone broke it.
    Wasn't me!

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    The hell with this thread! I could care less!

    Shouldn't it be "I couldn't care less"?

    Yes and "to hell with it" 😁

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Is that level?

    I just talked to my mom...

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:
    @Amos_Umwhat
    And when you ask them who did something, they either "don't know" or "wasn't me".

    What happened to this vase?
    I don't know.
    Someone broke it.
    Wasn't me!

    Mom always said, don't play ball in the house

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,711 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @0patience said:
    @Amos_Umwhat
    And when you ask them who did something, they either "don't know" or "wasn't me".

    What happened to this vase?
    I don't know.
    Someone broke it.
    Wasn't me!

    Mom always said, don't play ball in the house

    Peter Brady said that if I recall. Or Maybe Bobby. Pretty sure it wasn't Greg. I think Greg broke the vase/lamp.
    (Going by memory so far. Now I want to google it.)
    Google search determines I was only partially right,......
    Peter touched the ball last,... not Greg, and Bobby delivered the line.
    Poor leadership on Greg's part. Shoulda got an ass whoopin'. Probably only got grounded. That's what's wrong with America. Not enough ass whoopin'.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wait until your father gets home.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,931 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just glue the lamp back together, no one will know

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:
    Just glue the lamp back together, no one will know

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
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