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  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    Chuck Norris once cheated death and made him like it !
  • Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by simply thinking of pineapples.
  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,422
    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    Supermans cape is made from an old pair of Chuck Norris' underwear that he threw away ...you could fly to if 'ol Chucks drawers were hangin' on YOUR back ...
  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,188 ✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947
    Chuck Norris's shadow has two black belts
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    kuzi16:
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
    If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be Chuck Norris? EDIT: As an example of my incompetence, I had a hard time wording this the other way around and still making it the same
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    kuzi16:
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
    I'll go with that explanation..
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