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  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    Chuck Norris once cheated death and made him like it !
  • These Filthy HandsThese Filthy Hands Posts: 455
    Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by simply thinking of pineapples.
  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,419 ✭✭
    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    Supermans cape is made from an old pair of Chuck Norris' underwear that he threw away ...you could fly to if 'ol Chucks drawers were hangin' on YOUR back ...
  • KriegKrieg Posts: 5,202 ✭✭✭
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    Chuck Norris's shadow has two black belts
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
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  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263 ✭
    kuzi16:
    Krieg:
    Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
    isnt that the other way around?
    If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be Chuck Norris? EDIT: As an example of my incompetence, I had a hard time wording this the other way around and still making it the same
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
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  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,250 ✭✭✭
    kuzi16:
    >if chuck norris was gay he would be jack bauer.
    I'll go with that explanation..
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