Supermans cape is made from an old pair of Chuck Norris' underwear that he threw away ...you could fly to if 'ol Chucks drawers were hangin' on YOUR back ...
Chuck Norris is who Jack Bauer would be if he was gay.
isnt that the other way around?
If Jack Bauer was gay, he would be Chuck Norris?
EDIT: As an example of my incompetence, I had a hard time wording this the other way around and still making it the same
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