Tripp MacMurty here reporting live from crime scene here in Lake Forest. I don't know what to say or to make of the scene here. Sheriff Deputies, Helecopters overhead, Coroner, and a Park Ranger are all converged at a private residence in a normally quiet neighborhood.
Hey, hey, Deputy Rippen, can you tell us a little of what is going on?
Well, it looks like we possibly have a homicide on our hands. Here is some of the evidence found at the scene:
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Some heavy arsenal was used here, apparently someone had quite a beef with this individual as there are rumors that the word PINKIE was uttered before all h3ll broke loose. Here is some more evidence recovered from the scene:
It is unknown if the blood is from the victim but we are sure that it is.
Thanks so much for the information Deputy Rippen but can you answer one question that our viewers may have.
Why is a Park Ranger here at the scene?
Well Tripp, that is just a precaution as it looks like the victim was mortally wounded by, believe it or not, a bear.
A bear? Here is this neighborhood? Are you sure?
Well Tripp, we have pictures of claw marks from the victim, would you like to see them?
Well, who wouldn't?
Well those certainly Bear claws. This Bear has struck many times around the area and seems to be targeting a certain group of people, cigar lovers. Hopefully we finally this Bear soon before anyone else gets hurt and I have a pair of these that have his name on them:
Thanks so much Greg, I really appreciate having been your target, however, you just really royally screwed your East Coast Brother, whomever it may be.
I will be out of town until Friday June the 29th but will try to have my brother in law get this to the PO during the week. If not, it will be flying again on Friday to some poor Eastie soul!
I was the latest casualty of war. I got home early from work and thought iI was safe but my wife with out knowing picked up a bomb a drove around with it. My wife told me i had a box and i told o its must be a bomb she had a puzzled look on her face until i opened the package and boom. Thank god it didn't blow until I opened it. Bandy's 20 count delivered one hell of a explosion that will probably take weeks to clean up.
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Hey, hey, Deputy Rippen, can you tell us a little of what is going on?
Well, it looks like we possibly have a homicide on our hands. Here is some of the evidence found at the scene:
AND
Some heavy arsenal was used here, apparently someone had quite a beef with this individual as there are rumors that the word PINKIE was uttered before all h3ll broke loose. Here is some more evidence recovered from the scene:
It is unknown if the blood is from the victim but we are sure that it is.
Thanks so much for the information Deputy Rippen but can you answer one question that our viewers may have.
Why is a Park Ranger here at the scene?
Well Tripp, that is just a precaution as it looks like the victim was mortally wounded by, believe it or not, a bear.
A bear? Here is this neighborhood? Are you sure?
Well Tripp, we have pictures of claw marks from the victim, would you like to see them?
Well, who wouldn't?
Well those certainly Bear claws. This Bear has struck many times around the area and seems to be targeting a certain group of people, cigar lovers. Hopefully we finally this Bear soon before anyone else gets hurt and I have a pair of these that have his name on them:
Thanks so much Greg, I really appreciate having been your target, however, you just really royally screwed your East Coast Brother, whomever it may be.
I will be out of town until Friday June the 29th but will try to have my brother in law get this to the PO during the week. If not, it will be flying again on Friday to some poor Eastie soul!