The pusher man

Markbb

Well my neighbor smokes those machine made cigars, and one day as we where talking across the fence, I noticed the offensive oder and said to em hey I've got a cigar that I think you would like, so I gave him 5 sticks of the Rock Petal maduro Edge....well yesterday while I was milling around in the yard the nieghbor comes up to me and says hey do you have anymore of those black cigars they were good!!.....tighten up the drag and set the hook....I said of course I do should've seen the eyes lite up and he stuck the cigar in his mouth and lite it up..now he wants a box...shouldn't I get a finders fee for this??

BFGarner

I say go for it. There is no harm in charging what someone is willing to pay. I take 10% for consulting though. The bill is in the mail.

kuzi16

Markbb:

now he wants a box...shouldn't I get a finders fee for this??

BFGarner:

I say go for it. There is no harm in charging what someone is willing to pay. I take 10% for consulting though. The bill is in the mail.

HA!
i think you should give him something else to try. start reeling him in. this could be a very good thing here.

madurofan

BF 10% what kind of consultant are you? Step back I do this for a living. We'll take double your profit for the next 90 days plus labor and expenses and its a minimum 6 month contract. By reading this post you are agreeing to these charges. Thanks, we look forward to doing business with you.

madurofan

Consulting - If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

BFGarner

madurofan:

BF 10% what kind of consultant are you? Step back I do this for a living. We'll take double your profit for the next 90 days plus labor and expenses and its a minimum 6 month contract. By reading this post you are agreeing to these charges. Thanks, we look forward to doing business with you.

Im more of the here today gone tomorrow type. Take the money and run.

madurofan

LOL

kuzi16

once this thread falls off the front page you should have him check out the forum.




unrelated: 600th post. I can almost smell the 1000th post contest from here...

madurofan

Uh oh ... is there going to be an Opus X or God of Fire in it? How about an HMR?

kuzi16

1000th post at the old cigar.com forum (amback) had a preferido in it. and a few others... ill see what i can do for this one.

madurofan

NICE kuzi! Got to one up that one. Throw in a HMR this time LOL

kuzi16

it would be funny if that cigar actually sucks.

madurofan

Its an infused cigar right? So to me its going to suck!

kuzi16

yup.

kaspera79

Hey Kuzi , don't look now but Maduros right on you shadow brother. This could get interesting..

madurofan

Its a race to 1000 kuz! ... You want to have a competition? We could, say, throw a thread up saying whoever guesses which one of us hits 1000 first and the day it happens will get a little something from both of us? IDK its a thought. On top of our standard 1000th post contests ...

kaspera79

Sounds good but a LOL doesn't count as a post..What was that called post padding.. Better yet, everyone ( regular posters) has to send the winner a three pack. Sounding more interesting all the time.

madurofan

Hey that could be a deal ... if Kuzi likes the idea I say we throw up a thread and everyone who posts on it is agreeing to shoot a 3 pack to the winner.

madurofan

And you mooches better send me and Kuzi a 1000th post bomb too!! LOL

kaspera79

I'd be in on it, I am sure there would be more than a few others who would like to share in the Fun.. Lets see what the people say!!

urbino

madurofan:

Hey that could be a deal ... if Kuzi likes the idea I say we throw up a thread and everyone who posts on it is agreeing to shoot a 3 pack to the winner.

An excellent idea, if you ask me. With all the life you guys give this forum, you've earned it.

kaspera79

Hey Urbino , what the heck is up with all the Buffalo in you Signature.. Thats two votes YES by the way

urbino

Hee. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to ask about that. It's a complete, grammatical sentence. Check it out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

j0z3r

Buffalo!....er, I mean sounds like a good idea to me.

kaspera79

Someone better wake up Kuzi you know You Snooze You Lose Where are you KUZ !

madurofan

Congrats on your 200th post Kaspera, you're catching up!!

kaspera79

I have a loooong way to catch you it seems I pick up a few extra when you show up. What up with the 1000 race ? Start a new thread to see who wants to get in on the fun..

kuzi16

its not a race. i dont want to bet on who is more pathetic... i mean, loves cigars more, or who is the biggest cigar nerd. If he gets to 1000 before me, ok. that means that he has helped this forum be as great as it can be. he is a BOTL. it isnt who is better or who has more to offer.



I will miss being able to say i have the most posts on cigar.com's forum. oh well. that title will be in good hands when it happens.

kuzi16

the only contest ill be a part of is the one i run when i reach 1000.


im thinking of questions. you better start thinking of answers.

kaspera79

That sounds like an even better idea.. We all learn something here every day

madurofan

LMAO yea I don't knwo if the title of most posts on ccom is a great thing. I definetly don't want to race, that was just a joke on them talking about me passing you, you're about to whip the crap out of me bc I'll be completely offline for 10 days come friday. I do think it'd be cool for them to try to guess which of us hits 1000 first and the day it happens and everyone in the thread bombs the winner. Come on kuz its all in good fun.