I'm nominating Rodney, because I never understood the humor of putting a **** in a punchbowl.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
grab a cigar out of the humi last night, an un-cello'ed cigar from my 5k pass so got a little beat up in transit.
foot was cracking and there were a couple other issues with the wrapper.
showed cigar to my wife before lighting and said to her "damn dunno how long this one will hold up for, might have to get another if this doesn't burn right"
and she says back to me....get this:
"did the executive of a cigar company give you that cigar"
grab a cigar out of the humi last night, an un-cello'ed cigar from my 5k pass so got a little beat up in transit.
foot was cracking and there were a couple other issues with the wrapper.
showed cigar to my wife before lighting and said to her "damn dunno how long this one will hold up for, might have to get another if this doesn't burn right"
and she says back to me....get this:
"did the executive of a cigar company give you that cigar"
!!!OHHHHHHH!!!! rekt
you got nished by your own wife yo!
"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
grab a cigar out of the humi last night, an un-cello'ed cigar from my 5k pass so got a little beat up in transit.
foot was cracking and there were a couple other issues with the wrapper.
showed cigar to my wife before lighting and said to her "damn dunno how long this one will hold up for, might have to get another if this doesn't burn right"
and she says back to me....get this:
"did the executive of a cigar company give you that cigar"
grab a cigar out of the humi last night, an un-cello'ed cigar from my 5k pass so got a little beat up in transit.
foot was cracking and there were a couple other issues with the wrapper.
showed cigar to my wife before lighting and said to her "damn dunno how long this one will hold up for, might have to get another if this doesn't burn right"
and she says back to me....get this:
"did the executive of a cigar company give you that cigar"
grab a cigar out of the humi last night, an un-cello'ed cigar from my 5k pass so got a little beat up in transit.
foot was cracking and there were a couple other issues with the wrapper.
showed cigar to my wife before lighting and said to her "damn dunno how long this one will hold up for, might have to get another if this doesn't burn right"
and she says back to me....get this:
"did the executive of a cigar company give you that cigar"
!!!OHHHHHHH!!!! rekt
Let her know she gets to pick this week.
hahahaha epic. i will let her know.
(also her name's Kellie if you want to include that on the list instead of just "John's wife" lol)
Somebody on this forum is supposedly offended so much by a specific word/name that JD used that they decided to narc on him. Any of you snitches want to fess up? Are you REALLY offended or did you just want to punish him on a technicality? I'm pretty sure it's the latter. I know if you comb through my post you will find some offensive words. Am I next?
I think just being JD is punishment enough for one lifetime
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Just a whole toolshed in this video.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
There's a trilogy on the first post with all the winners.
2015 Gang War - East Coast
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so here's the setup:
grab a cigar out of the humi last night, an un-cello'ed cigar from my 5k pass so got a little beat up in transit.
foot was cracking and there were a couple other issues with the wrapper.
showed cigar to my wife before lighting and said to her "damn dunno how long this one will hold up for, might have to get another if this doesn't burn right"
and she says back to me....get this:
"did the executive of a cigar company give you that cigar"
!!!OHHHHHHH!!!! rekt
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
MOW badge received.
Hilarious!!
(also her name's Kellie if you want to include that on the list instead of just "John's wife" lol)
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *