On the back porch finishing my coffee, enjoying my cigar and watching the bald eagle that regularly sits and surveys my hay field. This morning he was joined by a very large Golden Eagle in the same tree. Goldens are a lot more unusual than Bald which are common here, particularly in the winter.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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I love peeing outside. Staring at the blue sky through a canopy of green leaves, with a warm breeze blowing on my junk... it's mesmerizing... doesn't get much better than that. And I don't know why exactly. Reconnecting w/ nature? With a part of my childhood? Don't know why it's the best, but I love it.
The Tau Herculids meteor shower may light up the skies over North America on May 30 and 31. Or it may not. There's a chance we might pass through the thickest part of the comet fragment that is creating the debris, in which case the night skies will be filled with shooting stars.
@peter4jc said:
I love peeing outside. Staring at the blue sky through a canopy of green leaves, with a warm breeze blowing on my junk... it's mesmerizing... doesn't get much better than that. And I don't know why exactly. Reconnecting w/ nature? With a part of my childhood? Don't know why it's the best, but I love it.
@Yakster said:
The Tau Herculids meteor shower may light up the skies over North America on May 30 and 31. Or it may not. There's a chance we might pass through the thickest part of the comet fragment that is creating the debris, in which case the night skies will be filled with shooting stars.
@peter4jc said:
I love peeing outside. Staring at the blue sky through a canopy of green leaves, with a warm breeze blowing on my junk... it's mesmerizing... doesn't get much better than that. And I don't know why exactly. Reconnecting w/ nature? With a part of my childhood? Don't know why it's the best, but I love it.
I still remember how awesome it was when I peed off of a cliff when I was like 9 years old.
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crows, especially when they bother city folk.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/01/21/sunnyvale-california-crows-laser-pilot/
Scatterguns and bird shot are a pretty good permanent repellant.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I love my wife, dearly.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Freedom, foods, beer, bourbon, rum, fishing, camping, football, friends, family and Cigars.
On the back porch finishing my coffee, enjoying my cigar and watching the bald eagle that regularly sits and surveys my hay field. This morning he was joined by a very large Golden Eagle in the same tree. Goldens are a lot more unusual than Bald which are common here, particularly in the winter.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Sounds like a great way to start the day.
A full night’s sleep.
Is that a thing???
The sight and sound of the wind in the trees.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Climbing back into my warm bed after hitting the snooze button.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Boobs
People who started the obvious ↑ 😉
Not when I’m on call. I think I got 3 continuous hours last week…
Hey I've got two of those!
The Bro...
Wrong!
The natural world. It has a lot to teach us, things we knew but have forgotten.
https://corvid-isle.co.uk/in-memory-of-magpie-sophie#more-8598
I love peeing outside. Staring at the blue sky through a canopy of green leaves, with a warm breeze blowing on my junk... it's mesmerizing... doesn't get much better than that. And I don't know why exactly. Reconnecting w/ nature? With a part of my childhood? Don't know why it's the best, but I love it.
The Tau Herculids meteor shower may light up the skies over North America on May 30 and 31. Or it may not. There's a chance we might pass through the thickest part of the comet fragment that is creating the debris, in which case the night skies will be filled with shooting stars.
https://www.space.com/potential-meteor-shower-may-30-31-2022
It'd be something to be peeing outside during the meteor shower, maybe not, you'd probably get spotted.
I second this.
One of my employees once asked me if I was going out to visit the pisona bush. Took me a bit to figure out what she meant.
Two kinds of showers. A golden meteor shower.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Taco burps.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Is it a super flower blood moon eclipse golden meteor shower month?
I still remember how awesome it was when I peed off of a cliff when I was like 9 years old.
When I went to Camp Perry in Ohio, I stood in Lake Erie and took a wiz. Felt right.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Spoiled puppies.
Did you steal that shopping cart?
Somehow my phone got logged in with my alternate account. LOL!
And I never even noticed. ROFL!
I expected at least one person to notice.
We were at Walmart getting a dog bed for the pups.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Why else do you think he offered to pick you up at the airport a day early?