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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,965 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That dude is 30.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That ^^^^^ caption is fake news. This is the true caption.

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,596 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's awesome 😂 😂

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,344 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Is this a repeat post?

    Which line isn't straight?

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,898 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The imaginary one?

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The line of white dots

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,596 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What did you see first?

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,675 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I see a cloud.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,916 ✭✭✭✭✭

    An unmarked, empty grave in a field or pasture.

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2022

    @Yakster said:
    An unmarked, empty grave in a field or pasture.

    AKA a hole in the ground.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,089 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hay bales, I looked for a snake in the grass but couldn't find one.

  • JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 4,182 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Snakes can't be trusted

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    The Snake
    Johnny Rivers Lyrics

    Down the path along side the lake
    A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
    His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
    "Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
    "Take me in tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake

    She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk
    And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
    She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
    She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had bee revived
    "Take me in, tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake

    She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
    "But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
    She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
    Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
    "Take me in, tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
    "I saved you," cried the woman
    "And you've bitten me, but why?
    You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
    "Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
    "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
    "Take me in, tender woman
    Take me in, for heaven's sake
    Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake

    That's one of Aesop's Fables: The Countryman and the Snake.

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,596 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We lost a legend today. Bud Grant died at the age of 95. He was a three sport star in college, drafted in the NBA and won a title with the Minneapolis Lakers, played in the NFL and coached the Vikings for many years and had much coaching success in the CFL as well. I love this shot of him coming out for a coin toss in below zero weather in a polo shirt.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Grant

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CharlieHeis said:
    We lost a legend today. Bud Grant died at the age of 95. He was a three sport star in college, drafted in the NBA and won a title with the Minneapolis Lakers, played in the NFL and coached the Vikings for many years and had much coaching success in the CFL as well. I love this shot of him coming out for a coin toss in below zero weather in a polo shirt.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Grant

    It would seem winning the big game in the U.S. is more difficult than winning it in Canada. (no disrespect to Bud Grant intended) R.I.P.

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,596 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yeah, there were nine teams in the CFL at that time.

  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 2,309 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CharlieHeis, boy, the 1923 edition was a high scoring affair.

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,596 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not gonna lie, this blew my mind.

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,965 ✭✭✭✭✭

    He will be missed

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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