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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My glock is belt-fed.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ROFL

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    d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    My glock is belt-fed.

    But is the chamber big enough for 10 rounds.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,503 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Happiness is a drum fed cannon.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @d_blades said:

    @0patience said:
    Cause a Glock isn't a semi automatic weapon??

    And can I see someone pump 800 rounds through an AR in a minute?
    At night.

    You just gotta have the 800 rd magazine...

    And how red will the barrel be after 800 rounds in one minute? ;)

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    I'm learning so much from this thread. I always thought Glocks were semi-automatic, actually, I thought AR-15's were too, unless altered. And 800 round magazines! Even the 30 caliber (7.62mm) machine gun on our tank only had room for about 1000, and you'd have to change barrels to feed all those rounds through them. Wow! Modern technology! It must be the microprocessors, that's the ticket!

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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,503 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Is this close enough?

    Man, that's just a lil' ol' squirt gun. 😂😂😂

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,718 ✭✭✭✭✭

    and now for something designed for the truly clueless to protect them while walking with their face buried in their phone:

    https://www.androidpolice.com/2021/04/12/your-google-pixel-could-save-you-from-being-run-over/

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    d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    @Trykflyr_1 said:
    Happiness is a drum fed cannon.

    Is this close enough? :D

    If anyone needs maintenance on their personal M61A1, I'm available and qualified.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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    jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^^^^ When the Lord was passing out brains these guys thought He said ‘trains’ and missed theirs.... 🙄🤣

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yeah, you're right, can't fire lots of rounds with an AR in a few minutes...

    On the evening of October 1, 2017, Stephen Paddock, a 64-year-old man from Mesquite, Nevada, opened fire upon the crowd attending the Route 91 Harvest music festival on the Las Vegas Strip in Nevada. Between 10:05 and 10:15 p.m. PDT, he fired more than 1,000 rounds of ammunition from his 32nd floor suites in the Mandalay Bay Hotel, which killed 60 people[a] and wounded 411, with the ensuing panic bringing the injury total to 867. About an hour later, Paddock was found dead in his room from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. His motive remains officially undetermined.

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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,334 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I guy in a rented van plowed into a crowd of people in london. Vans are dangerous? Ban truck rentals?

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    20 million "assault" type weapons in the U.S. are all these people dangerous or violent? Should they be punished for the actions of a few?

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Perhaps it's time to take mental health and cultural norms seriously in this country?

    Why is it that in two of the High Schools that I attended one could stroll through the Student parking lot and count the shotguns and rifles in the back windows of the pick-up trucks with open windows, and nobody ever got shot?

    We've had probably thousands of gun laws enacted since that time. Why is it worse, now? Answer that, then start to work on solving those very real societal ills, maybe that's the place to start? Because repeating the same ineffective "cures" isn't working.

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Everyone take a deep breath, Frank didn't say he wanted to ban them, he just said they could be fired really quickly with some modifications (which is true). Before you all jump on him, maybe hear him out?

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    True. Frank didn't say anything of the sort. With the commies in the white house and running both branches of congress, us gun guys just get a little touchy on the subject. Gun ownership is under attack right now. Sorry, Frank. Didn't mean to jump down your throat so quickly, but I did.

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭✭✭

    (I should add, if he does want to ban them, then feel free to jump on him. I'm just saying don't put words in his mouth.)

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    True. Frank didn't say anything of the sort. With the commies in the white house and running both branches of congress, us gun guys just get a little touchy on the subject. Gun ownership is under attack right now. Sorry, Frank. Didn't mean to jump down your throat so quickly, but I did.

    It's worth pointing out that commies do not support gun control, and that Ronald Reagan is the one who got California started on the path it's on with gun control. I fully agree with your sentiment though, this is just a minor fact check. Facts are important when arguing with people who don't use logic, like democrats.

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Random aside, but I bet that's the first time in this forum's history that someone's posted communist propaganda.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The only people in this country pushing gun control are those on the left. The commie party.

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    The only people in this country pushing gun control are those on the left. The commie party.

    Once again, communists don’t support gun control, since as conservatives know, the point of having guns is to overthrow the government if needed. All I’m really saying is that using false hyperbole isn’t the way to convince someone of something, which is what the goal should be.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You can't control an armed population. Every communist (and socialist) government has disarmed their people. Followed by oppression and often genocide. Disarm, remove freedoms, jail or kill dissidents.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CalvinAndHobo said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    The only people in this country pushing gun control are those on the left. The commie party.

    Once again, communists didn’t support gun control until after they gained control of the government, since as conservatives know, the point of having guns is to overthrow the government if needed. All I’m really saying is that using false hyperbole isn’t the way to convince someone of something, which is what the goal should be.

    FIFY

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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,503 ✭✭✭✭✭

    1000 rounds in about 10 minutes. Certainly possible. Sounds like a lot, but really isn’t. The guy would need 34 30-round mags and be changing them every 20 seconds or so. 1.6 rounds a second or thereabouts, so figure 2 shots each second. Barrel’s gonna get toasty but it’s not gonna be glowing. Anyone with a modicum of skill can do that. Given a large enough magazine, that can be done with a plain Jane bolt action. Accuracy obviously wasn’t the goal in this case.

    I’ve shot with guys who routinely hit 5 steel plates with 5 shots in less than 5 seconds, including the time it takes to draw from the holster. I’m no where near that fast, but I’ll average around 10 seconds for the same course of fire using my everyday carry 1911. Assault weapon? Not remotely. Practice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fni4BlduAYY

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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