A Hipster's cigar review
danielzreyes
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The L&F Impromptu Pepper Cream Chocolate Crush.
I heard that if you're clean shaved, this cigar would not be worth smoking.
So, after 1 week and 4 days of bearding, I thought I'd give Hipstering a try.
This beautiful cigar has cakey hints of cream soda and Jalapeño peppers. Like a half a$$ made birthday cake with hella sprinkles.
The swollen middle gives a fried chicken taste on the tip of my tongue. I paired it with ice water but I wish I had some PBR instead.
Tons of smoke output. It's making my man face hair smell like a dirty flannel button shirt .... sexy af.
Overall this cigar is fantastic. Really reminds me of a certain Cigar Co that does old school type blending. Even the way it's rolled. Specially the fat middle, can't quite put my finger in it though. Eh oh well it doesn't matter. The packaging is awesomely badassness. It's why I bought it.
Hope you all enjoyed.
#comboversandstaches4lyfe
"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
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It's those stems that make it taste so good.
How does it compare to them Backwoods you're always smoking?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis2 -
This made me lol"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter0 -
I'm literally drooling."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...0 -
fakeISO Ramrod and Ron Mexico0
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Yah. Like DZR could grow a beard...
"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon4 -
Wow! I got a disagree?
That's it. I'm emailing Ccom. I'm emailing The Beard, direct. Y'all are some meany heads. I'm sooo tellin on you"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR2 -
@danielzreyes thanks bro you just hurt my last feeling. The one I had left.
Making fun of my attempt to guess a mystery cigar. I am supposed to guess two more cigars, but I can not attempt anything after this. Hope you are happy.Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.2 -
*Giggle*"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...0 -
Got any opus?0
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Mystery cigar?Guitarded said:@danielzreyes thanks bro you just hurt my last feeling. The one I had left.
Making fun of my attempt to guess a mystery cigar. I am supposed to guess two more cigars, but I can not attempt anything after this. Hope you are happy."It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR0 -
Did you notice even the dog can't look at those socks and sneakers?2
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Why you gotta PBR into a hipster thread
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PBR? Sorry I failed the abbreviations test.0
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Pabst Blue Ribbon. 9.95 for an 18 pack at the gas station in the thriving metropolis of Hawk Point MO. Neighbor down the road even has it on tap in his garageAlbinfk said:PBR? Sorry I failed the abbreviations test.
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Told ya it was a hipster beer. Move on to Bush lite"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter1 -
Hipster PBR: Punkin Berry Reserve or Pelosi, Biden and Reed.Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?1
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I drank Natural Ice in highschool. Once I moved to the midwest, I discovered Old Style!!
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I should have known that. My bad. Grew up on that stuff and we called it RW&B. $1.25 for a sixer and acted like a great laxative the next day.0
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There was another beer named Red White and Blue, also made by Pabst. It did not win the blue ribbon.Albinfk said:I should have known that. My bad. Grew up on that stuff and we called it RW&B. $1.25 for a sixer and acted like a great laxative the next day.4 -
"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon3 -
I didn't even know you can buy PBR still... I haven't seen PBR in a cooler since Hamms. .1
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Just seen some in the fridgekswildcat said:I didn't even know you can buy PBR still... I haven't seen PBR in a cooler since Hamms. .
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If you worked construction in the Midwest,like I did, you learned to drink Old Style like it was water. Have not had it in years and do not miss it either.Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.1
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Love PBR. Hadn't drank any since 1973, good friend of mine at Ft. Hood was from MD, drank it all the time. Then, I saw Gran Torino, Clint with his cooler on the porch and thought, Ya, that's me. Best cheap beer out there.Devildog1 said:
Pabst Blue Ribbon. 9.95 for an 18 pack at the gas station in the thriving metropolis of Hawk Point MO. Neighbor down the road even has it on tap in his garageAlbinfk said:PBR? Sorry I failed the abbreviations test.
I wondered what was going on with the Hepster review, opened and saw DZR, Oh, this'll be good.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
All this talk about hipster beer and no one brings up
Olympia
it's the water
Non Crux sed lux4 -
Why are we talking about the beer? Can we please focus on the cigar?
Damn Hipsters, I swear"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR3
