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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    TruDog said:
    ..Wish some of the Cigar.com Bro's would stop by this thread more often....They have All been so CooL.
    Yup some fine BOTL but they can't read ozzys posts.
    You can?
    Blo me
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    TruDog said:
    ..Wish some of the Cigar.com Bro's would stop by this thread more often....They have All been so CooL.
    Yup some fine BOTL but they can't read ozzys posts.
    You can?
    Smell my shorts 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Oyam123 said:
    Cigars, cigarettes, tiparillos?
    Thanks Eddie.
    Eddie Haskill?
    Eddie Adams - as in the Tiparillo lady.
    Boy your older than me..But she was HOT. .....I remember. ......
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Hiddy Hiddy Hiddy Ho. ......t52 and watching humming birds fight at the feeder.......buffalo bacon cheese burgers fo lunch.....and theirs a peeker in the neighborhood. .....cb I thought you used binoculars 


    Peeking?  Sheesh!
    Lol.....C-Dog said your too short to peek...... :'(:'(
    ...Did NoT...
    Did too....did too
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    TruDog said:
    And kckasper said:
    TruDog said:
    ...POUR'N...
    Just one more pouR. 
    ...Thas exactly what JeroME texted me before he got popped for DUI leaving the worst bar in this town.  Although,every Bar in this town....
    Nuttin' but dive bars in Ptown?
    ...Yes, we'D fit right in....wiFF KC and oZZy of course.
    Pub crawl in Ptown with the Dog, KC, CB, and Ozzy!  Oh and can't forget the one and only MSG.
    Who's driving?  I'd be crawling? 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    TruDog said:
    Oyam123 said:
    TruDog said:
    .....I'm CraVe"N fo dem Fvck'N Bungal's to tee it uP.
    Year of the Browns
    Oyam123 said:
    TruDog said:
    .....I'm CraVe"N fo dem Fvck'N Bungal's to tee it uP.
    Year of the Browns
    ....If it'Z Brown....FLUSH it down.
    Browns are gay  (not that there's anything wrong with that)...exit only
    …and they're not happy either.
    Too much fiber perhaps cb?
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    TruDog said:
    Oyam123 said:
    TruDog said:
    .....I'm CraVe"N fo dem Fvck'N Bungal's to tee it uP.
    Year of the Browns
    Oyam123 said:
    TruDog said:
    .....I'm CraVe"N fo dem Fvck'N Bungal's to tee it uP.
    Year of the Browns
    ....If it'Z Brown....FLUSH it down.
    Browns are gay  (not that there's anything wrong with that)...exit only
    …and they're not happy either.
    Too much fiber cb?
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    kckasper said:
    TruDog said:
    kckasper said:
    ESG 20 Year is exquisite as always. Cinnamon, toast, some cedar, and sweet spices. Thank you mutt!
    ....HollA,...my Pleasure. Glad youZe Enjoy'N as weLL.
    Is it true that Mikey is taller when he is sitting down? 
    Do what?!?!
    He wears lifts in stall 2 takin a dump I heard
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    cbuck said:
    My lawyer says it's best to not say too much!
    Mums the word.
    ...CB...alias "Sargent SchultZ".
    And stool (2) Pigeon 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    kckasper said:
    Mikey-----Just getting tired of having to post the exact same thing twice. Happens when I hit "quote" with both you and Oy. Any chance you two might be twins separated at birth?
    No!
    Siamese twins separated at birth.
    Yup
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Oyam123 said:
    Today we will have filled 200 pages with NOTHING!
    Don't bet on it!
    Bet......bet........someone say bet




    I betcha!  I betcha!  I betcha!
    Hey cb..

    ...


    .



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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Freddy_B. said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Morning Dog......
    Afternoon Ozzmosis, you ol' semipermeable membrane you.
    High cb......you should check your phone for text messages once a month......what's shaking other than your chins?....74° so far....more storms tonight......how's your monkey? 
    Mikey has a monkey?
    Yes fb...high buddy 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    TruDog said:
    Built a early 70's playlist on Spotify to listen to in that old LS5 Vette. Mostly Stones, Temptations, CCR, Edwin Starr and the like.  Works pretty well while consuming beers and cigars on the back patio as well.  I grudgingly accept the fact that it is 2017.  That old car is like a time machine for me.  Carbon footprint roughly the size of Godzilla.  I mix a half tank of 100 octane leaded racing fuel and 93 octane, kick Gimme Shelter off and away I go.  For a few minutes I am 16 again.....
    ...Damn You Duke...I wanna Burn a DooB now.
    Twist one up......
    Ozz iz in "skunk weed"?
    CB...You still got yor bong?
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    2hand said:
    2hand said:
    2hand said:
    Duke's fault.  Evening gents!


    Yo YAD!

    Master Breath!  Ever shoot an AK47?
    Yep, and yourself?

    Nope.  Thinking about adding one to the arsenal, though.  That is, after I land a job.  What did you think of it?
    More of a tool than a rifle if you know what I mean.  Gets the job done.  Cheap, avaiable ammo.
    ...LaY DoWn and LicK My Nut'Z......
    Nothing personal but no thanks.
    with peanuts butter...
    **** on 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Oyam123 said:
    2hand said:

    That's why I smoke naked 
    lol.....2


    you got"s goats 2
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Oyam123 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Hey oy.....Goin with your thoughts. .....cuban stogie only......got my social security interview on the 25th......not waiting  drawing. . ...Minnesota +7 so far...love my 2 rescue dogs.....old one eye iz the sweetest dog I ever had. ....kinda like CB



    You paid in, now is time you get paid!
    You know Social Security is fukked up when you can request a Hmong translator.
    You can learn hmong on babble in your spare time CB.....das iz guet ina poopin slobin.....we have crackers in the Winona office.....my buddy lives in Rochester. .....he said it's fvcked up there too.......gotta love redneck county in the land of OZ


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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Oyam123 said:
    Day off, take puppy to the dog park and have a cigar. Fantasy team is 1-1. That's my update. 
    Sounds fun.....new dog park here on prairie island......ozzie doesn't play well with others......like cb

    You kick the other dogs around?
    No cb....but Katz. ...are punting material. ...

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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Oyam123 said:
    Day off, take puppy to the dog park and have a cigar. Fantasy team is 1-1. That's my update. 
    Sounds fun.....new dog park here on prairie island......ozzie doesn't play well with others......like cb

    You kick the other dogs around?
    No but....cats are fair game
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Oyam123 said:
    Day off, take puppy to the dog park and have a cigar. Fantasy team is 1-1. That's my update. 
    Sounds fun.....new dog park here on prairie island......ozzie doesn't play well with others......like cb

    You kick the other dogs around?
    Cats
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    Oyam123 said:
    Day off, take puppy to the dog park and have a cigar. Fantasy team is 1-1. That's my update. 
    Sounds fun.....new dog park here on prairie island......ozzie doesn't play well with others......like cb

    You kick the other dogs around?
    Unless they are bigger 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Freddy_B. said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    89° and fvcking humid here.....you giving the monkey a sponge bath today? Bungels at green bush.....tough game cb

    lousy NFL game tonight, OZzy. Think I'll stick to watchiN  base-a-ball tonight.
    GFB!  Another warm summer evening here on the eve of the autumnal equinox.  Cranking up some. Doobies and no not the smoking kind.  A gas from the past.
    Yes it sucks fb....but I'm 0-1 in parlay picks....let's go 0-2.....cheap 20$ bets 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    kckasper said:
    Mikey!!! What's burn'N? Other than the pipes in your basement?
    Not much.  Pipe developed a leak at a connection.  That constant drip, drip, drip.  Wound up redoing the whole T connection and the next connection after the T.  Seems some schit-for-brains muscled the two sections of plumbing to line up ultimately leading to the leak I got to fix probably 35 years later.
    Or flex tape....cut...peel....stick and seal cb........it holds a boat together.....73° and sunny
    …but I want to plug a leaky pipe not float a boat.
    Fixed those t-leaks **** before. ...how old is the plumbing? 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    TruDog said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Maybe he's in jail.....or locked in stall #2
    ...MikeY, jail...in Bungle Orange....
    Probably just gas  :#
    Indeed.
    I knew it
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:

    Freddy_B. said:
    Freddy_B. said:
    jgibv said:
    Freddy_B. said:
    jgibv said:
    Freddy_B. said:
    LOL, Use the TEN4ME code on a jam item and the free shipping goes away!
    this item costs $1 and includes free shipping on your entire order .... CLICK LINK

    add that item to your cart and you'll be good to go. 
    Ahhh, Thanks John!
    You are welcome --- i just placed an order with that item and picked up one of their "10 packs + $20 gift card" deals. 
    Ave Maria Knights Templar Pack of 10? That's what I used it on.
    The Return of Fred Bob!  …and buying seegars too!
    Mikey!
    Fred Bob!  Sorry, was down in the basement trying to clear out some of the crap.  Gotten so I can't turn around.
    Must be terrible to be constipated like that cb...
    Metamucil CB....it's liquid plummer for old dudes....like a blender for old house plumbing. ...HI CB
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Cb use Metamucil. ....it' the liquid plumber of old people like us.....no pipe will ever plug.....unless yo monkey is dropping a duce when you is sleeping. ....high cb
    It ain't being plugged up that's the problem.  It's where to put the crap that's the problem.
    Just checking CB
    Can't use trash bags I assume. ...
    Damn GroundHog eats holes thru dem.....just saying.
    TruDog said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Cb use Metamucil. ....it' the liquid plumber of old people like us.....no pipe will ever plug.....unless yo monkey is dropping a duce when you is sleeping. ....high cb
    It ain't being plugged up that's the problem.  It's where to put the crap that's the problem.
    Just checking CB
    Can't use trash bags I assume. ...
    Damn GroundHog eats holes thru dem.....just saying.
    Monkey poop....gotta walk em 
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    kckasper said:
    Yakster said:
    kckasper said:
    Had Tyena install ESPN on my tablet so I can watch the OB out on the porch. Tablet charging now after the install. She did it in 5 minutes. Would have taken me 5 hours and then probably wouldn't work. Good to have a PITA teenager around every now and then.
    Hey KC, good on ya!  Where's my kids when I had to pick up the dog dirt in back and mow the front?
    Evening Yakster! Tyena is #4 of 6 grandkid. She'll be 16 on Wednesday. She's the "flyer" on the Nova HS cheerleading team too. 
    ....."Flyer"... wasn't cb one of the guys they used to throw in the air with the Big Blanket back at Oklahoma....."just saying".
    Nice dog
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    Ozzy73 said:
    TruDog said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    TruDog said:
    FVCKING NICE....CB SEND YOU THAT?
    ...Sir, please step in Stall #2 and submit a sample for a Drug Test.
    Ok if the urine tests positive....it' cb's fault 
    GFY!
    I could ya know.....✌
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    Oyam123Oyam123 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kckasper said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    TruDog said:
    ...ZZ must be either passed oot...or at da CluB.
    Coat check at the club....made 500 bucks so far..money in pockets. . B) ..Gomer Pyle night. ...I tossed the condoms 
    Condoms new or used?
    He can now afford new
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:

    Freddy_B. said:
    Freddy_B. said:
    jgibv said:
    Freddy_B. said:
    jgibv said:
    Freddy_B. said:
    LOL, Use the TEN4ME code on a jam item and the free shipping goes away!
    this item costs $1 and includes free shipping on your entire order .... CLICK LINK

    add that item to your cart and you'll be good to go. 
    Ahhh, Thanks John!
    You are welcome --- i just placed an order with that item and picked up one of their "10 packs + $20 gift card" deals. 
    Ave Maria Knights Templar Pack of 10? That's what I used it on.
    The Return of Fred Bob!  …and buying seegars too!
    Mikey!
    Fred Bob!  Sorry, was down in the basement trying to clear out some of the crap.  Gotten so I can't turn around.
    Must be terrible to be constipated like that cb...
    Metamucil CB....it's liquid plummer for old dudes....like a blender for old house plumbing. ...HI CB
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    Ozzy73Ozzy73 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭
    TruDog said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Cb use Metamucil. ....it' the liquid plumber of old people like us.....no pipe will ever plug.....unless yo monkey is dropping a duce when you is sleeping. ....high cb
    It ain't being plugged up that's the problem.  It's where to put the crap that's the problem.
    Just checking CB
    Can't use trash bags I assume. ...
    Damn GroundHog eats holes thru dem.....just saying.
    TruDog said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Ozzy73 said:
    Cb use Metamucil. ....it' the liquid plumber of old people like us.....no pipe will ever plug.....unless yo monkey is dropping a duce when you is sleeping. ....high cb
    It ain't being plugged up that's the problem.  It's where to put the crap that's the problem.
    Just checking CB
    Can't use trash bags I assume. ...
    Damn GroundHog eats holes thru dem.....just saying.
    Monkey poop....gotta walk em 
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