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EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
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I was on another forum recently and people were talking about whether they leave the seat up or down after they pee. Several men said they always pee sitting down. I didn't even know this was a thing with guys so my question is, do you pee standing or sitting?

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  • matkn293matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Of course I am glad!  Such an interesting topic.  I would say that I do both.  Sit in the morning, stand any other time.  

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  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,416 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I write my name in the snow.
  • Sleddog46Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Depends on my mood & how much I've had to drink.
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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In rehab it was sitting. Women about the space between the toilet and the structure. They eventually figured out how to wall it off..good on them.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Echambers said:
    First_Warrior said:
    I write my name in the snow.
    I dated a girl once who claimed she could do that -- I didn't believe her so I drover her up the Fransisco Peaks (Just north of Flagstaff where I was living at the time) and made her prove it. She was right...
    Her name was Dot.
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  • MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We were just talking about this at the railroad Sunday. Personally I think it's gross that some guys get all up in the urinal and put their hand on the wall/top of the urinal. Seriously?!? All that bacteria just got all over you dude!

    In the house, seat and lid lifted then lowered. In public I will wait for a urinal because I ain't touchin' that seat. If I'm forced to use a toilet, I use my foot to lift the seat and flush, or just leave the seat down if the bathroom is totally roach-infested. 

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  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bandyt09 said:
    Depends..........
    I mean in a general sense -- not after a bottle of Zaya.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Echambers said:
    bandyt09 said:
    Depends..........
    I mean in a general sense -- not after a bottle of Zaya.
    Unless, you really meant "depends."

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  • bandyt09bandyt09 Posts: 4,335 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Echambers said:
    Echambers said:
    bandyt09 said:
    Depends..........
    I mean in a general sense -- not after a bottle of Zaya.
    Unless, you really meant "depends."

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    A-ha.............. :)
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How to you pee while playing Edward Crowlerhands, @Patrickbrick?
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  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,358 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I generally give a little push of my abdominal muscles to get the stream flowing. Things pretty much take care of themselves until the last 5%, where I need to give another abdominal push to ensure it all gets out. Then I shake 7 or 8 times (because it's fun) and tuck it away.
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  • MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    Getting kinda personal here, aren't ya?

    I will say, I'm pretty sure Pterodactyls' P is silent.
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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭ 
    There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who had a peculiar feeling.
        She laid on her back
        And tickled her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    outside
  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2017
    At least none of y’all have said on someone lol
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  • StubbleStubble Posts: 8,986 ✭✭✭✭✭
    After the change, I pee standing up.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It depends on how inflamed my back is. Some times I just can't empty sitting, and other times I can't go hardly at all standing. After First back surgery I had to stay in the hospital an extra 2 to 3 days just so that my muscles would work for me to pee. So with me it is not a matter of being manly, it is a matter of going, and how does my back feel.
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  • EchambersEchambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    After the change, I pee standing up.
    What kind of change are we talking about?

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  • variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Echambers said:
    Stubble said:
    After the change, I pee standing up.
    What kind of change are we talking about?

    He nubs it.

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  • Sleddog46Sleddog46 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭✭✭
    TNBigfoot68 said:
    It depends on how inflamed my back is. Some times I just can't empty sitting, and other times I can't go hardly at all standing. After First back surgery I had to stay in the hospital an extra 2 to 3 days just so that my muscles would work for me to pee. So with me it is not a matter of being manly, it is a matter of going, and how does my back feel.
    I hear ya, I have rheumatoid arthritus in my knees,and all my joints and sometimes it's just to painful to stand. Hope your surgery went well.
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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,022 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Interesting topic. Personally I think the best pee is in the shower. 
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    Interesting topic. Personally I think the best pee is in the shower. 
    No, the best pee is overside. Anyone with a cruisin sailboat can attest to that. 
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,471 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never tried the overside, but would agree, anywhere outside is special.
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