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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 4,000 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My greatest collection is debt.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2020

    Me? Uh, wrinkles, mainly.... 👴🏻

    Edit: Oh, and scars. Got a bunch of ‘em. I tell folks I’m a practice dummy for surgeons.... 😜

  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,682 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So you're a big game collector?

    But not as big as you used to be.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • First_WarriorFirst_Warrior Posts: 3,469 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We have been collecting small stone Zuni Fetishes for 30 years.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,096 ✭✭✭✭✭

    metal working tools

  • BKDogBKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭


    I collect the ears of dead zombies, my enemies...and wear them as a necklace.
    (seriously you can buy these, but 'why' is the real question)

    "Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
  • variant2variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭

    @BKDog said:

    I collect the ears of dead zombies, my enemies...and wear them as a necklace.
    (seriously you can buy these, but 'why' is the real question)

    Why? Who doesn’t like getting aural?

    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • TruDogTruDog Posts: 8,348 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bottles of BooZe to diNk. oR maybe to look at for a day......wiNk

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,096 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^scary!

  • TheKrakenTheKraken Posts: 2,253 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My wife and I collect rocks from every hike/camping trip we've been on together. Also I collect fossils and raw gemstones

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,680 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gray hairs

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’ve got a collection of boogers on the underside of my nightstand. Does that count?😂

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Too much? 😳

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,966 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not too much, just **** up.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,682 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One Ricky's tombstone; "He only said what you were already thinking."

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭✭✭

    😉

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,048 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think I broke this😂

  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rhamlin said:
    I think I broke this😂

    Booger collections will do that.......

  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just remembered .... I knew a guy who used to collect all his toe and finger nails. He showed me the gallon jar full of them....I didn't talk to him for years after that...Nasty.

  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,975 ✭✭✭✭✭ 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives
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