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@VegasFrank said:
If it's not dīckhead I don't know what it is...
Well, OK Captain Obvious. I agree dīckhead is the best. But since you pretend to have no imagination, I will pretend you need my help. Junk-Face, Chubby, Chubbie, Chubzy, Dong, Ding-Dong, Weiner, Weenie, (Speaking of hot dog wieners, also called franks,.... Frank-Face,) Willy, Woody, Wood-face, Johnson, Richard, Dīck, Dickie,
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@VegasFrank said:
If it's not dīckhead I don't know what it is...
Well, OK Captain Obvious. I agree dīckhead is the best. But since you pretend to have no imagination, I will pretend you need my help. Junk-Face, Chubby, Chubbie, Chubzy, Dong, Ding-Dong, Weiner, Weenie, (Speaking of hot dog wieners, also called franks,.... Frank-Face,) Willy, Woody, Wood-face, Johnson, Richard, Dīck, Dickie,
You're a poet...although I can't believe you forgot Tennessee mushroom stamp... 😁
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My guess is that you've been getting your instructions from a female-type person. Sounds just like questions I get from the girlfriend.
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Govt at it's finest.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
My favorite cigar list here
Don't pay any attention to the d!cks who disagree.
They have no taste. 😄
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Richard
If it's not dīckhead I don't know what it is...
Well, OK Captain Obvious. I agree dīckhead is the best. But since you pretend to have no imagination, I will pretend you need my help. Junk-Face, Chubby, Chubbie, Chubzy, Dong, Ding-Dong, Weiner, Weenie, (Speaking of hot dog wieners, also called franks,.... Frank-Face,) Willy, Woody, Wood-face, Johnson, Richard, Dīck, Dickie,
Stevie.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Bird
You're a poet...although I can't believe you forgot Tennessee mushroom stamp... 😁
I would name him after myself, dontcha know...
My guess is that you've been getting your instructions from a female-type person. Sounds just like questions I get from the girlfriend.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Johnson.
Peter Johnson aka ****_Head
My favorite cigar list here
Richard Cranium.
His friends just call him D i c k Head.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Dong Jong Lil
Peck R. Wood
He was using his secretary’s computer that had a filter on