Oh crap. Anniversary. I better check that paper thing on the wall. The license thing.
Marriage certificate. That's it.
March or May? One of those. I'm sure she'll tell me eventually.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
@NorCalR1 said:
Anniversary is 3 days before the wifey’s birthday. Made it easy for me to remember.
Wait. You remember your wife's birthday? I can't even remember my own birthday, let alone anyine elses.
Last year for my birthday, I worked until 9:00 and caught hell for "The doctor said you are supposed to be doing things in moderation."
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
A few years back I hired my unemployed brother-in-law to help me with some stuff around the place. While doing some maintenance on the mowers I noticed him using a vise-grip on a nut.
Me: "There's a socket set or two in the top tool box, don't use vise grips on hex-heads please"
Him: "Man. You sound just like my Dad."
Me: in disbelief, "You've been told this before?"
SMDH
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^^^might come in handy for the Vherf...
True story...
Oh ****, Valentine's day is coming up? I forget birthdays and Christmas often enough...thanks Peter
Edit: when's my anniversary?
Last month?
Oh crap. Anniversary. I better check that paper thing on the wall. The license thing.
Marriage certificate. That's it.
March or May? One of those. I'm sure she'll tell me eventually.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Anniversary is 3 days before the wifey’s birthday. Made it easy for me to remember.
If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience
If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....
Wait. You remember your wife's birthday? I can't even remember my own birthday, let alone anyine elses.
Last year for my birthday, I worked until 9:00 and caught hell for "The doctor said you are supposed to be doing things in moderation."
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
My wedding anniversary is on leap day, so I only to remember it every couple of years.....Still forget it.
We got married exactly one week before my wife's birthday. One year i gave her an anniversary card on her birthday. Didn't go over well.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
I got married in 2000 so I will always remember how many years we're married if asked.
Mine was 2 days before 12-12-12. Easy enough to remember.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Idk. I would kinda like to survive, but maybe that’s what’s wrong with my generation
Saw this plaque in a thrift store today.
Um, think I'll pass
A few years back I hired my unemployed brother-in-law to help me with some stuff around the place. While doing some maintenance on the mowers I noticed him using a vise-grip on a nut.
Me: "There's a socket set or two in the top tool box, don't use vise grips on hex-heads please"
Him: "Man. You sound just like my Dad."
Me: in disbelief, "You've been told this before?"
SMDH
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain