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Reminds me of when I was in sales. I would tell the customer this product would work the best for them, when asked why I would answer "Because it's in stock"
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How many ships could a ship shipping ship ship if a ship shipping ship could ship shipping ships?
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@VegasFrank said:
How many ships could a ship shipping ship ship if a ship shipping ship could ship shipping ships?
A whole shipload.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
I got a chuckle out of the meme because it reminded me of how anxious and rigid I was for the first couple of months of meetings and the struggle to sober up.
I seriously don’t understand the sandwich thing, I’m not huge on the sandwich as a meal. I’d rather have scratch made pasta or something of the sort. Now that takes effort and love. I can toss meat and cheese on bread it only takes a couple minutes. Making pasta is an ordeal.
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I got in a huge fight with my Wife when we just started dating when I asked her to make me a sandwich. I'd been working on her Z and I was frustrated replacing all these rotten hoses and skinning my knuckles up and hungry and that may have come through in my voice.
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@Patrickbrick said:
Done, took me less than two minutes. See you in hour and a half. I’ll still be making pasta when you get here, and no you can’t have any.
Yeah, but if she makes pasta, she doesn't have time to put on some damn makeup, vacuum, and scrub the shïtter.
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That's real
Reminds me of when I was in sales. I would tell the customer this product would work the best for them, when asked why I would answer "Because it's in stock"
It's pregnant
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
That's some crazy ship!
Are those made in China as well
@Rhamlin's next shift.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
How many ships could a ship shipping ship ship if a ship shipping ship could ship shipping ships?
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
A whole shipload.
I’ve seen them stacked up with barges for South America
I got a chuckle out of the meme because it reminded me of how anxious and rigid I was for the first couple of months of meetings and the struggle to sober up.
For all the WTFs Ricky got on his "The Sammich Maker is Broke" meme.
I seriously don’t understand the sandwich thing, I’m not huge on the sandwich as a meal. I’d rather have scratch made pasta or something of the sort. Now that takes effort and love. I can toss meat and cheese on bread it only takes a couple minutes. Making pasta is an ordeal.
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I got in a huge fight with my Wife when we just started dating when I asked her to make me a sandwich. I'd been working on her Z and I was frustrated replacing all these rotten hoses and skinning my knuckles up and hungry and that may have come through in my voice.
Hey, Patrick, make me sammich!
Done, took me less than two minutes. See you in hour and a half. I’ll still be making pasta when you get here, and no you can’t have any.
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Yeah, but if she makes pasta, she doesn't have time to put on some damn makeup, vacuum, and scrub the shïtter.
I don’t care about any of that, I’ll take care of the rest. I want fresh, scratch made food and her every day.
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