My Father was a cop for 30 years. When I was little he was dating a coffee shop lady. He used to get all the doughnuts they threw away every night. He was giving them to my uncle for his pigs but it was still funny watching a cop in uniform loading trash bags of doughnuts into the back of his truck.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Toilet paper aisle at Walmart today. If you told these people that Jesus was coming today, they'd all rush to Walmart and buy out the toilet paper.
BTW, 0% of our TP arrives via the Eastern Seaboard. The vast majority of it comes from U.S.A., the small remainder comes from Mexico or Canada.
Still have Miralax, though.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Same thing here, too. We picked up an order at BJ's and the delivery guy, shaking his head, said the customers were panic buying toilet paper and bottled water.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
He tried and it was a bigger failure than the incestuous love child of Trump university and Trump steaks.
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At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
@Usaf06 you good?
My Father was a cop for 30 years. When I was little he was dating a coffee shop lady. He used to get all the doughnuts they threw away every night. He was giving them to my uncle for his pigs but it was still funny watching a cop in uniform loading trash bags of doughnuts into the back of his truck.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Toilet paper aisle at Walmart today. If you told these people that Jesus was coming today, they'd all rush to Walmart and buy out the toilet paper.
BTW, 0% of our TP arrives via the Eastern Seaboard. The vast majority of it comes from U.S.A., the small remainder comes from Mexico or Canada.
Still have Miralax, though.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Same thing here, too. We picked up an order at BJ's and the delivery guy, shaking his head, said the customers were panic buying toilet paper and bottled water.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Been like that since last Saturday here. Selves look like the COVID days. No Mac & cheese, most can goods are gone. No soups or ramen.
I hope it’s like this because it’s being sent to the mountains.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Truth!!
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
@ShawnOL as my forum quote says….a cigar and whiskey will fix most problems…at least temporarily 🤫
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
@ShawnOL just informed me I should have been saying President Harris the last 4 years. Congrats to the first female president!
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He tried and it was a bigger failure than the incestuous love child of Trump university and Trump steaks.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
I had to google “furry con”…kinda wish I didn’t. But the fact that you saw this and understood enough to post it sorta disturbs me 🤣