Lost but not found contest
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In the box with kitchen dishes0
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gotta be with your cigars and guns and liquor0
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Maybe a hypnotist could help. Recreate the moment.
Also, if he makes you dance with a chicken, put that on U-Tube for the rest of us, OK?WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
Brother, i would guess you wouldn't have wanted the folder getting mangled or, anything falling out. You prob layed it flat under/in between something you thought would get unpacked first but now gonna be the last thing you unpack.1
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Found!
In a box of random **** marked Art, go figure, there are 23 boxes similarly marked in her studio. Pretty safe place huh?
I will review the guesses and contents of the box to come up with a winner. I did look at a box of old checks I moved to get to the folder, dated 1998, can't believe Mrs. Dirt keeps crap like that.
Dilemma solved, thanks for your input.
It's quite possible I drink too much on my days off. Cheers, I have taxes to do.A little dirt never hurt12 -
See Randy I told you, get wasted again and you will find it."We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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Yeah! That's where I'd have put in...sure...
(Dang, I wanted to see that chicken dance!)
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain4 -
The box your wife packed with all her um .. er...'hygiene" products.
-- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."0 -
Glad you found it brother2
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TurboTax, a computer is easier to find.1
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If she doesn't sell her art, then it was a safe place to hide it from yourself!
Glad you found it!Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.1 -
Tried that David but you need to know the numbers for them to find it.Oyam123 said:TurboTax, a computer is easier to find.
Will hammer out the taxes in the morning (before I start drinking, around 6).
Kinda feel like I owe everybody a fiver because of the misleading info on the safe place and all, apparently we were getting close and it was the closest open box.A little dirt never hurt0 -
Tell you what, name the best B&M in the West Valley and we'll call it even
I drive myself to the east side cause I'm a picky chick. 2 -
Glad you found your forms, before when I predicted.Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-51
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A glass bong doesn’t constitute art no matter how fancy it is.Cigars were made to be smoked, whiskey was made to be drank and women were made to be loved. The only thing I try to age is myself.4
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Glad you found it Randy, I can tell it was weighing heavy on your mind so I’m sure it’s a relief to have the important info back in your hands! Plus if I read correctly sounds like you will also get your first return in a while too, so the sooner you file the sooner you will have that in the bank too! FYI if you didn’t know you often get your return back several days or even weeks sooner if you ok direct deposit. Apple and my wife’s care provider job send us our tax information in late January so we did our taxes and got our return about 2 months ago now."When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."0
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Looking back through this thread I don't see where anybody guessed it would be in a 20 year old box of junk, possibly due to the clues I gave about it being in a safe place that would be opened soon on arrival.
I have sent a prize to @Amos_Umwhat
I was laughing my @ss off, took this into Mrs. Dirts studio to show her as she opened that old box of shart that had the manila folder under a 20 yr old box of cancelled checks and a rusty meatloaf pan.Amos_Umwhat said:Maybe a hypnotist could help. Recreate the moment.
Also, if he makes you dance with a chicken, put that on U-Tube for the rest of us, OK?
Congrats Steve!
Now for the funny part, taxes are 90% done and it looks like I get back $38 from the feds but owe the State of Arizona $177.A little dirt never hurt5 -
Great on the winner
Booo Hissss on paying taxesLogistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-52 -
The winnings, which are in my current favorite vitola, and I had not had before. Very nice.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain9 -
Hope they smoke well for you bro.
This thread reminds me of what a dumb@ss I can be.A little dirt never hurt0
