I can remember my Papaw letting my siblings and I pull strands of hair from his beard when we were sitting on his lap. His ample belly would bounce as he laughed at our reactions to the faces he made as we pulled the strands. For all his flaws, he had a generous heart.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
I couldn't get the boom microphone on my Bluetooth headset to work to save my life last night for the vHerf, but it works today after shutting down the laptop. Yesterday it would only connect the music profile which doesn't support the microphone but today it connected and shows both the music and voice profiles connected.
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Today I did laundry, vacuumed, clean the bathrooms, mopped, washed dishes, watched a little T.V. with my youngest son, and am now waiting for my wife to get home from work so that I can get out to the shop and do some man stuff...while having a cigar of course.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Just got home from the hospital. My son had severe abdominal pain, and we went to his pediatrician, who then hurriedly sent us to the ER for fear of appendicitis. Turns out he's been storing his poo for the winter and is backed up. Doc prescribed two enimas and "craploads" of miralax.
The doc asked if he wanted the kid to get the first enima at the hospital, or if we wanted to do it at home. I said, "oh, I would love to do it," but I was overruled by mom.
Lucky him.
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@VegasFrank said:
Just got home from the hospital. My son had severe abdominal pain, and we went to his pediatrician, who then hurriedly sent us to the ER for fear of appendicitis. Turns out he's been storing his poo for the winter and is backed up. Doc prescribed two enimas and "craploads" of miralax.
The doc asked if he wanted the kid to get the first enima at the hospital, or if we wanted to do it at home. I said, "oh, I would love to do it," but I was overruled by mom.
@VegasFrank said:
Just got home from the hospital. My son had severe abdominal pain, and we went to his pediatrician, who then hurriedly sent us to the ER for fear of appendicitis. Turns out he's been storing his poo for the winter and is backed up. Doc prescribed two enimas and "craploads" of miralax.
The doc asked if he wanted the kid to get the first enima at the hospital, or if we wanted to do it at home. I said, "oh, I would love to do it," but I was overruled by mom.
Lucky him.
This should be your new best friend.
I've got four tubs of it. He has to drink 20 tablespoons in the next 24 hours
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@VegasFrank said:
Just got home from the hospital. My son had severe abdominal pain, and we went to his pediatrician, who then hurriedly sent us to the ER for fear of appendicitis. Turns out he's been storing his poo for the winter and is backed up. Doc prescribed two enimas and "craploads" of miralax.
The doc asked if he wanted the kid to get the first enima at the hospital, or if we wanted to do it at home. I said, "oh, I would love to do it," but I was overruled by mom.
Lucky him.
This should be your new best friend.
I've got four tubs of it. He has to drink 20 tablespoons in the next 24 hours
What did you do with the other 23 and a half hours yesterday? 😂
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I did a smoke-off of Peterson Early Morning Pipe versus Sutliff Match Dunhill Early Morning Pipe (Sunrise) and my tinnitus kicked in strong. Having a second bowl of the winner, Peterson EMP was probably not my wisest move. Not alcohol related, drinking water.
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Spent three hours chipping away at the three inches of ice under the snow the last storm left. Got paths to the bird feeders, garden shed, the clay studio, and my studio. Now I have one more path to clear going to the firewood pile. My steel flat bottom shovel helped a great deal. Slippery than cat snot.
got a couple of dandelions flowering in the lawn. No snow or ice yet, helps to be surrounded by still warmish ocean I guess. But we pay for it in the spring when the rest of you are warming up and we are surrounded by cold water.
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Cooper and bernadette
The animals in that house seem to like you.
MOW badge received.
They're hairless so they're just cold.
Cats really dig beards...
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Not as much as grandkids.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
I can remember my Papaw letting my siblings and I pull strands of hair from his beard when we were sitting on his lap. His ample belly would bounce as he laughed at our reactions to the faces he made as we pulled the strands. For all his flaws, he had a generous heart.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
I couldn't get the boom microphone on my Bluetooth headset to work to save my life last night for the vHerf, but it works today after shutting down the laptop. Yesterday it would only connect the music profile which doesn't support the microphone but today it connected and shows both the music and voice profiles connected.
Today I did laundry, vacuumed, clean the bathrooms, mopped, washed dishes, watched a little T.V. with my youngest son, and am now waiting for my wife to get home from work so that I can get out to the shop and do some man stuff...while having a cigar of course.
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Just got home from the hospital. My son had severe abdominal pain, and we went to his pediatrician, who then hurriedly sent us to the ER for fear of appendicitis. Turns out he's been storing his poo for the winter and is backed up. Doc prescribed two enimas and "craploads" of miralax.
The doc asked if he wanted the kid to get the first enima at the hospital, or if we wanted to do it at home. I said, "oh, I would love to do it," but I was overruled by mom.
Lucky him.
Glad to hear it's not serious I know how much my kids piss me off but it's always alittle scary taking them to the hospital.
This should be your new best friend.
I've got four tubs of it. He has to drink 20 tablespoons in the next 24 hours
Good.
Bowled a 623. Slowly getting that average back to 200+
Did not a **** thing yesterday except migrate my data to a new phone.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
What did you do with the other 23 and a half hours yesterday? 😂
Manys the night I’ve thrown two 200’s and not hit 600. The 9-pin should be banned like asbestos.
I did a smoke-off of Peterson Early Morning Pipe versus Sutliff Match Dunhill Early Morning Pipe (Sunrise) and my tinnitus kicked in strong. Having a second bowl of the winner, Peterson EMP was probably not my wisest move. Not alcohol related, drinking water.
It actually took several tries to get all my data to transfer over. Then I did jack shiite.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
Spent three hours chipping away at the three inches of ice under the snow the last storm left. Got paths to the bird feeders, garden shed, the clay studio, and my studio. Now I have one more path to clear going to the firewood pile. My steel flat bottom shovel helped a great deal. Slippery than cat snot.
got a couple of dandelions flowering in the lawn. No snow or ice yet, helps to be surrounded by still warmish ocean I guess. But we pay for it in the spring when the rest of you are warming up and we are surrounded by cold water.
I harvest dandelions for salads, since I do not use any chemical fertilizers. They are quite good!
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
Strip club furnace not working.
Well, that oughta perk up the points.
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yeah, they don't want frozen pips
while checking my points total I noticed Yakster just got the 5000 agrees badge. Congrats, Chris!
I chose the handle Yakster because I like to kayak, but it appears I also like to make yakkity yak on the forum. I can be quiet in person, I swear.
Trying to run a report of last quarter's opened cases for customer X is taking forever and erroring out. So annoying.
Now 5001.........
I used to deliver ice cream to one! My drivers fought over that one!
Not a bad tip no cover charge for a year and vodka lol