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edited October 2018 in Non Cigar Related

Muslims riot for more Family Circus
by Robert Doyle

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (MUN) – The Family Circus cartoon strip has joined the now-infamous Danish cartoons of prophet Mohammed in causing violent riots throughout the Muslim world. But this time, the point of the riots are to see more of the cartoon, not less.Muslims rioters demanding more iFamily Circusi

"We demand more access to Jeffy, Dolly, Billy and the whole gang!" screamed Pakistani cleric Abu al-Shaheen at a rally of some 35,000 people in the main square of Pakistan's capital city. As a show of solidarity with the puckish creations of illustrator Bil Keane, the crowd burned copies of Peanuts strips, along with those of Hagar the Horrible and Calvin and Hobbes. "Down! Down Peanuts!" chanted the crowd as the strips were set ablaze.

"Peanuts’ Lucy is a filthy **** compared to the delightfully plump and virtuous Dolly!" said laborer Ali Hassan, 24. "We want to see more of Dolly and her dealings! Not some dirty Snoopy dog who eats the bones of the dead!"

Rioters overturned cars, court rulings (some of the rioters were judges) and smashed the newly-replaced windows of the Danish embassy. “We probably should have waited to replace the ones they broke during the first Mohammed riots, that’s my b,” said Danish Ambassador Anders Flakkerssson.

The main newspaper in Pakistan, The Daily Pakistanian, carries a small comics section featuring strips like Mustaffa Moose, the wildly-popular Yemeni Yassir: Freedom Fighter, and one simply called Couscous. The American contributions to the pages are Peanuts and Calvin and Hobbes, both of whose welcomes appear to be at an end. "When America leaves our region, we demand you take Peanuts and Calvin with you! Leave us our oil and Family Circus!" said al-Shaheen. 


“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As seen on FB

    Trump suggests that protesting should be illegal

    “I think it’s embarrassing for the country to allow protesters."

    WASHINGTONPOST.COM

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-suggests-protesting-should-be-illegal/2018/09/04/11cfd9be-b0a0-11e8-aed9-001309990777_story.html?utm_term=.3c3cb7fed9e1

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    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    overbite
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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    Talk about a mouthful of teeth...
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    Probably tough to floss.....   :#
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    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is lying through your teeth easier or harder for this person?
  • StubbleStubble T E X A SPosts: 6,349 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    Is lying through your teeth easier or harder for this person?

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    Bob_Luken said:
    Is lying through your teeth easier or harder for this person?

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    overbite

    In case you don't know, I'm mocking @Stubble Steve.  
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    ...and only one cavity....

     In case you don't know, I'm mocking @Stubble Steve.  
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Talk about a mouthful of teeth...

    Get it? I'm mocking @Stubble Steve. 
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta said:
    Probably tough to floss.....   :#

    OK, Last one, I'm mocking @Stubble Steve. 
     
  • StubbleStubble T E X A SPosts: 6,349 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    Stubble said:

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  • StubbleStubble T E X A SPosts: 6,349 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    Stubble said:

    Don't make me explain myself. I always over-explain ****, and I look like an a-hole when I do. (And,....  don't say I always look like an a-hole.  I'm way ahead of you bro)

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    Bob_Luken said:
    Stubble said:

    Don't make me explain myself. I always over-explain ****, and I look like an a-hole when I do. (And,....  don't say I always look like an a-hole.  I'm way ahead of you bro)

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  • StubbleStubble T E X A SPosts: 6,349 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
    Stubble said:
    Bob_Luken said:
    Stubble said:

    Don't make me explain myself. I always over-explain ****, and I look like an a-hole when I do. (And,....  don't say I always look like an a-hole.  I'm way ahead of you bro)

    explain yourself breaking bad GIF

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stubble said:
    Bob_Luken said:
    Stubble said:
    Bob_Luken said:
    Stubble said:

    Don't make me explain myself. I always over-explain ****, and I look like an a-hole when I do. (And,....  don't say I always look like an a-hole.  I'm way ahead of you bro)

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    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
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    Yea, after a couple drinks they seem like normal guys.
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    You just had to post that, didn't you?  You just had to make me see that?  Thanks, pal.  
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    Bob_Luken said:
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadman said: Bob stay off of people of Walmart .com 
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