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VegasFrankVegasFrank 627.6 light years from JD's version of realityPosts: 4,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
Well, I have a wedding anniversary tonight. More importantly, my one year anniversary on the forum is February 24th. So I thought I would have a contest as we all have done. @CalvinAndHobo gave me the idea for this one. We are going to have a nub-off.  

What the hell is that? Excellent question! Get your @Stubble nubbers out and smoke those sticks down to the last stem. This is an example of a pretty good nub:


As you can see, it's well below the band. Fairly impressive indeed. However, the lowest one won't necessarily win. This is a pretty impressive nub that isn't the smallest:


Pretty good nub plus long Ash equals pretty impressive. To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band, though not literally through the band like I did here:



Yum, tasty! Submit this one, and you will probably get ridiculed:



But having a pretty decent nub without using a nubber like this will get you extra points:



Of course, keep in mind the ultimate goal, which is unattainable by anyone not named Frank:



I'll announce the winner on my anniversary which is February 24th and send out a forum fiver oh stuff that I have actually aged or that some outlet has aged.

Good luck ladies and gentlemen! And go!
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Any of you guys call ME Francis, and I'll kill ya.
AJ blends don't suck.
What would Nick smoke?
She's not much of a wrestler....
Be like Peter; only order items that are in stock!
"Time wounds all heels" - @Usaf06
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  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo IowaPosts: 1,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 29
    Yakster said:
    Boogie Nights, oh I mean, great idea for a contest, Frank.
    27. 
    A doorknob. 


    That should cover me....
  • IndustMechIndustMech ChicagolandPosts: 2,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Happy Anniversary, Frank 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Where Bigfoots live, in the woodsPosts: 2,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Too bad I am out of commission to enter this contest. Love the idea, great contest, and happy anniversary x 2.
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank 627.6 light years from JD's version of realityPosts: 4,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good start guys!  Keep em coming!
    President of the ccom Rocky Patel Fan Club
    Any of you guys call ME Francis, and I'll kill ya.
    AJ blends don't suck.
    What would Nick smoke?
    She's not much of a wrestler....
    Be like Peter; only order items that are in stock!
    "Time wounds all heels" - @Usaf06
  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo IowaPosts: 1,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I feel dumb because I came up with this contest idea, so I feel like I at least have to attempt it once before it ends. 
  • YaksterYakster I'm on a Buying Freeze / I sent the Coffee Filters!Posts: 12,390 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank 627.6 light years from JD's version of realityPosts: 4,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oooohhhhhhh good one ^
    President of the ccom Rocky Patel Fan Club
    Any of you guys call ME Francis, and I'll kill ya.
    AJ blends don't suck.
    What would Nick smoke?
    She's not much of a wrestler....
    Be like Peter; only order items that are in stock!
    "Time wounds all heels" - @Usaf06
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank 627.6 light years from JD's version of realityPosts: 4,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow!
    President of the ccom Rocky Patel Fan Club
    Any of you guys call ME Francis, and I'll kill ya.
    AJ blends don't suck.
    What would Nick smoke?
    She's not much of a wrestler....
    Be like Peter; only order items that are in stock!
    "Time wounds all heels" - @Usaf06
  • IndustMechIndustMech ChicagolandPosts: 2,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tytyvm

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • HeavysetrapierHeavysetrapier New Orleans, LAPosts: 635 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Where Bigfoots live, in the woodsPosts: 2,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Love seeing all the Nub and ash pics.
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank 627.6 light years from JD's version of realityPosts: 4,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Whoaaaaa.....
    President of the ccom Rocky Patel Fan Club
    Any of you guys call ME Francis, and I'll kill ya.
    AJ blends don't suck.
    What would Nick smoke?
    She's not much of a wrestler....
    Be like Peter; only order items that are in stock!
    "Time wounds all heels" - @Usaf06
  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Where Bigfoots live, in the woodsPosts: 2,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    sweet
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • Significant3Significant3 Peoria AZPosts: 1,976 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Great contest Frank.  I couldn’t handle it anymore lol.  No nubber to assist so that should be bonus points lol.  This was a whole Quesada Molotov. 

    Contest over!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank 627.6 light years from JD's version of realityPosts: 4,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's going to be a tough one to beat bro. But we're going to give it time. Nice nub Chris!
    President of the ccom Rocky Patel Fan Club
    Any of you guys call ME Francis, and I'll kill ya.
    AJ blends don't suck.
    What would Nick smoke?
    She's not much of a wrestler....
    Be like Peter; only order items that are in stock!
    "Time wounds all heels" - @Usaf06
  • SmoothsticksSmoothsticks Central CaliforniaPosts: 538 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The best I've got. I bow to the master...
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank 627.6 light years from JD's version of realityPosts: 4,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pretty good Jeremy, but if you're not feeling it through your finger nails, you've got some puffs left...


    President of the ccom Rocky Patel Fan Club
    Any of you guys call ME Francis, and I'll kill ya.
    AJ blends don't suck.
    What would Nick smoke?
    She's not much of a wrestler....
    Be like Peter; only order items that are in stock!
    "Time wounds all heels" - @Usaf06
  • KenpoKnightKenpoKnight KansasPosts: 952 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pretty good Jeremy, but if you're not feeling it through your finger nails, you've got some puffs left...


    Frank will always be the nub master.
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