One year anniversary contest
VegasFrank
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Well, I have a wedding anniversary tonight. More importantly, my one year anniversary on the forum is February 24th. So I thought I would have a contest as we all have done. @CalvinAndHobo gave me the idea for this one. We are going to have a nub-off.
What the hell is that? Excellent question! Get your @Stubble nubbers out and smoke those sticks down to the last stem. This is an example of a pretty good nub:
As you can see, it's well below the band. Fairly impressive indeed. However, the lowest one won't necessarily win. This is a pretty impressive nub that isn't the smallest:
Pretty good nub plus long Ash equals pretty impressive. To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band, though not literally through the band like I did here:
Yum, tasty! Submit this one, and you will probably get ridiculed:
But having a pretty decent nub without using a nubber like this will get you extra points:
Of course, keep in mind the ultimate goal, which is unattainable by anyone not named Frank:
I'll announce the winner on my anniversary which is February 24th and send out a forum fiver oh stuff that I have actually aged or that some outlet has aged.
Good luck ladies and gentlemen! And go!
What the hell is that? Excellent question! Get your @Stubble nubbers out and smoke those sticks down to the last stem. This is an example of a pretty good nub:
As you can see, it's well below the band. Fairly impressive indeed. However, the lowest one won't necessarily win. This is a pretty impressive nub that isn't the smallest:
Pretty good nub plus long Ash equals pretty impressive. To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band, though not literally through the band like I did here:
Yum, tasty! Submit this one, and you will probably get ridiculed:
But having a pretty decent nub without using a nubber like this will get you extra points:
Of course, keep in mind the ultimate goal, which is unattainable by anyone not named Frank:
I'll announce the winner on my anniversary which is February 24th and send out a forum fiver oh stuff that I have actually aged or that some outlet has aged.
Good luck ladies and gentlemen! And go!
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A doorknob.
That should cover me....
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.