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One year anniversary contest

VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭✭
Well, I have a wedding anniversary tonight. More importantly, my one year anniversary on the forum is February 24th. So I thought I would have a contest as we all have done. @CalvinAndHobo gave me the idea for this one. We are going to have a nub-off.  

What the hell is that? Excellent question! Get your @Stubble nubbers out and smoke those sticks down to the last stem. This is an example of a pretty good nub:


As you can see, it's well below the band. Fairly impressive indeed. However, the lowest one won't necessarily win. This is a pretty impressive nub that isn't the smallest:


Pretty good nub plus long Ash equals pretty impressive. To qualify, you have to smoke it at least through the band, though not literally through the band like I did here:



Yum, tasty! Submit this one, and you will probably get ridiculed:



But having a pretty decent nub without using a nubber like this will get you extra points:



Of course, keep in mind the ultimate goal, which is unattainable by anyone not named Frank:



I'll announce the winner on my anniversary which is February 24th and send out a forum fiver oh stuff that I have actually aged or that some outlet has aged.

Good luck ladies and gentlemen! And go!
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  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2020
    Yakster said:
    Boogie Nights, oh I mean, great idea for a contest, Frank.
    27. 
    A doorknob. 


    That should cover me....
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Happy Anniversary, Frank 

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Too bad I am out of commission to enter this contest. Love the idea, great contest, and happy anniversary x 2.
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good start guys!  Keep em coming!
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  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I feel dumb because I came up with this contest idea, so I feel like I at least have to attempt it once before it ends. 
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oooohhhhhhh good one ^
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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow!
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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tytyvm

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
    Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • HeavysetrapierHeavysetrapier Posts: 642 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Love seeing all the Nub and ash pics.
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Whoaaaaa.....
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  • TNBigfoot68TNBigfoot68 Posts: 2,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    sweet
    I was born a fool, and just got bigger!
  • Significant3Significant3 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Great contest Frank.  I couldn’t handle it anymore lol.  No nubber to assist so that should be bonus points lol.  This was a whole Quesada Molotov. 

    Contest over!
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's going to be a tough one to beat bro. But we're going to give it time. Nice nub Chris!
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  • SmoothsticksSmoothsticks Posts: 540 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The best I've got. I bow to the master...
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,073 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pretty good Jeremy, but if you're not feeling it through your finger nails, you've got some puffs left...


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  • KenpoKnightKenpoKnight Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pretty good Jeremy, but if you're not feeling it through your finger nails, you've got some puffs left...


    Frank will always be the nub master.
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