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Ooh good one! It's going to be hard for anyone to beat @Far_North_64 because I have a shitload of Victor Sinclair's to hand out....
7 hours and 25 minutes left to get your nubs in fellas. You eastern seaboarders get an extra 3 hours because this contest runs on West coast time!
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Okay contest is over and all of the entrants are in. I hope that if nothing else, everyone here got to appreciate the last 10th of their favorite cigar for the first time! It's actually a really close race, so let's praise the finalists.
Next up is @CalvinAndHobo who actually got some soot on the back of the head.
While nubbing it with a nubber can sometimes detract, that kick å$s snake nubber actually adds to the value in this case. However, the isotoners bring the score down slightly.
No nubber, no gloves. Not bad! Slight point deduction for pinching it, which is a novice's trick to reduce the heat on your finger.
And then there were two. We had two winning entries, but of course there's only one gold medal.
Our silver medalist is @JGruvey who came in with this one:
Full oliva 4x60 with the ash intact. The ash grab was classic. A consolation prize headed atcha.
Of course, the winner was @KenpoKnight with this gem:
Chris opened up the big lead early and cruised to the victory. Jimmy challenged him at the end but Chris wins for 2 reasons: he had a bigger smoke (size does matter, gentlemen) and Jimmy borrowed the potato camera from @Yakster. This contest, after all, was about my enjoyment after all, and I lost some enjoyment in that dark pic.
Thanks for playing guys! This was super fun and I hope you enjoyed it too! I have nachos on all three of you, yes you too Dan and yes you are really getting fake Cubans! I'll send packages out this weekend or early next week.
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Hey do you see a band on that thing. The band was above it that's why you can't see it. Besides I'm out of here for a couple months so don't waste your time. No mas, no mas!
Now this is not the end of the cigar. It is not even the beginning of the end of the cigar. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of the cigar.
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Wow! Frank you went way over the top on this one! I really appreciate this. Most of those I have never tried. The Viaje collaboration is excellent. I am pretty stocked that I don’t have to use a paper cup to ash in anymore haha! The note you left was great and had me laughing. What a cool travel case too! Thanks again brother!
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My first effort at the devious **** herf.
I better not! I just got rid of a bunch of sticks...don't need more😆
I don't think this beats @Far_North_64 but it is close...best I have done...
7 hours and 25 minutes left to get your nubs in fellas. You eastern seaboarders get an extra 3 hours because this contest runs on West coast time!
@TBonz looks like a winner to me!
But just in case here's my real entry
Okay contest is over and all of the entrants are in. I hope that if nothing else, everyone here got to appreciate the last 10th of their favorite cigar for the first time! It's actually a really close race, so let's praise the finalists.
First up is Dan @Far_North_64 with this entry.
Dan forgot what I said on the first page of this thread so let me remind him really quickly...
Fohibas coming at you brother! Congrats!
Next up is @CalvinAndHobo who actually got some soot on the back of the head.
While nubbing it with a nubber can sometimes detract, that kick å$s snake nubber actually adds to the value in this case. However, the isotoners bring the score down slightly.
Next up is @Significant3 with this manly nub
No nubber, no gloves. Not bad! Slight point deduction for pinching it, which is a novice's trick to reduce the heat on your finger.
And then there were two. We had two winning entries, but of course there's only one gold medal.
Our silver medalist is @JGruvey who came in with this one:
Full oliva 4x60 with the ash intact. The ash grab was classic. A consolation prize headed atcha.
Of course, the winner was @KenpoKnight with this gem:
Chris opened up the big lead early and cruised to the victory. Jimmy challenged him at the end but Chris wins for 2 reasons: he had a bigger smoke (size does matter, gentlemen) and Jimmy borrowed the potato camera from @Yakster. This contest, after all, was about my enjoyment after all, and I lost some enjoyment in that dark pic.
Thanks for playing guys! This was super fun and I hope you enjoyed it too! I have nachos on all three of you, yes you too Dan and yes you are really getting fake Cubans! I'll send packages out this weekend or early next week.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Great contest Frank! Enjoyed it! Thanks!
Wow, those were some really cool nubs. I certainly don't get as much mileage out of my smokes as I should be.
On its way Chris!
Wow, Frank, way to go. Here's the pictures sans thumbnails. Happy Anniversary!
Very nice hit, Frank. Happy anniversary!
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Awesome hit Frank!!
Late entry @VegasFrank
Nice on Paul!