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A Florida Man....

VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 2020 in Non Cigar Related

On honor of Nick, our resident Floridian....

I enjoy a good "florida man" story and came across this classic one about a cop. Thought this might be a good place to share your "Florida Man" stories.

Florida cop claims Burger King put dirt on his food — investigation reveals it was seasoning
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/ny-news-burger-king-police-not-dirt-seasoning-20180705-story.html?outputType=amp

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  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Funny how one needs to go to the NEW YORK TIMES to find a story about Florida
    V/R
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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    To be fair, it was the NY Daily News. Papers in florida wouldn't start a headline with "A Florida Man" silly :p

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  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 11,377 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    On honor of Nick, our resident Floridian....

    I enjoy a good "florida man" story and came across this classic one about a cop. Thought this might be a good place to share your "Florida Man" stories.

    Florida cop claims Burger King put dirt on his food — investigation reveals it was seasoning
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/ny-news-burger-king-police-not-dirt-seasoning-20180705-story.html?outputType=amp

    "In"

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That explains what you like frozen patties @Usaf06

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    How about this one

    Florida man arrested for domestic battery jumps into bay with handcuffs on, dies
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wbtw.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-domestic-battery-jumps-into-bay-with-handcuffs-on-dies/amp/

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Exactly ^. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

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  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We do have some whackadoodles down here

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nuts roll downhill.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,592 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There are Florida Man and Florida Woman twitter accounts that have crazy headlines and links to stories constantly. Even a google search will yield hilarious results.

  • StubbleStubble Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2020

    Fake but funny...

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,592 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,333 ✭✭✭✭✭

    She's a looker

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Probably a tranny of some sort.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,672 ✭✭✭✭✭

    FL Man Kills Wife With Sword

    https://bearingarms.com/tomk/2020/09/18/fl-man-kills-wife-with-sword/?utm_source=badaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&bcid=30d0a1f54968815d15f6b37a100e1437

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  • BullSquatchBullSquatch Posts: 563 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Grandad and Dad worked out at the Cape. Born & raised in Cocoa Beach.
    Florida is a f*cked up, crazy place and I really miss it! LOL

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,997 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:

    @CharlieHeis said:

    Bros before Hoes...

    Transformers, oops, wrong thread.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • PeachesPeaches Posts: 14 ✭✭

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