It's a lot easier to stretch your money if you're not paying lawyers to dispute cooking times... This reminds me too much of My Cousin Vinny and the grits scene...
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It's a lot easier to stretch your money if you're not paying lawyers to dispute cooking times... This reminds me too much of My Cousin Vinny and the grits scene...
Lots of lawyers work on contingency, file a few papers, hope Kraft settles out of court for $100,000, of which they take 35-60% plus expenses.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
She does have a point. The box only says ready in 3&1/2 minutes. It doesn’t say “the cheese” is ready in 3&1/2 minutes, which would reflect reality. The remaining steps in the recipe add up to way past 3&1/2 minutes. I’m not saying it’s a grand and noble cause but she is pointing out a misleading claim by the marketers that put that claim on the box.
@Bob_Luken said:
She does have a point. The box only says ready in 3&1/2 minutes. It doesn’t say “the cheese” is ready in 3&1/2 minutes, which would reflect reality. The remaining steps in the recipe add up to way past 3&1/2 minutes. I’m not saying it’s a grand and noble cause but she is pointing out a misleading claim by the marketers that put that claim on the box.
It's a lot easier to stretch your money if you're not paying lawyers to dispute cooking times... This reminds me too much of My Cousin Vinny and the grits scene...
Are you sure about that 3.5 minutes
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT 3.5 MINUTES!
I'm through with this guy
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list. Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
@Bob_Luken said:
She does have a point. The box only says ready in 3&1/2 minutes. It doesn’t say “the cheese” is ready in 3&1/2 minutes, which would reflect reality. The remaining steps in the recipe add up to way past 3&1/2 minutes. I’m not saying it’s a grand and noble cause but she is pointing out a misleading claim by the marketers that put that claim on the box.
What if you had no arms to stir the cheese..... 🤔
Then I guess a handjob in the parking lot is off the table?
@Bob_Luken said:
She does have a point. The box only says ready in 3&1/2 minutes. It doesn’t say “the cheese” is ready in 3&1/2 minutes, which would reflect reality. The remaining steps in the recipe add up to way past 3&1/2 minutes. I’m not saying it’s a grand and noble cause but she is pointing out a misleading claim by the marketers that put that claim on the box.
What if you had no arms to stir the cheese..... 🤔
Then I guess a handjob in the parking lot is off the table?
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It's bullshīt. I cook those noodles for 3 minutes and they're done. The 3.5 minutes is the suggested cooking time.
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My County. Didn't try and rob it, just shoplifting.
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They must've gotten the gun specs from Wikipedia. It does not fire at 6k rpm. Still substantial but not 6k. Kudos to the Florida man. He must have quite the budget for maintenance. This gun is a finicky diva.
I used rpm for rounds per minute. I've only ever come across the 4k per minute even with optimized barrels. Did air temp at high altitude play a factor with rate of fire?
Edit: My experience comes from the CIWS. Sea level only, lol. At 4k a hot gun will happen quickly. I can only imagine at 6k
I remember the tracers at night looked like a searchlight coming down from our air support and the sound was a big ripping tear. What ever it hit it was just bloody chunks of meat, and dirt.
They don't usually fire very long bursts, just stroking the trigger, not holding it down. At least that's my experience with aircraft, mainly in air to air situations.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
@d_blades said:
They don't usually fire very long bursts, just stroking the trigger, not holding it down. At least that's my experience with aircraft, mainly in air to air situations.
Right on. We usually do 100 rd burst with PAC fires and live action is not much longer.
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It's a lot easier to stretch your money if you're not paying lawyers to dispute cooking times... This reminds me too much of My Cousin Vinny and the grits scene...
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Lots of lawyers work on contingency, file a few papers, hope Kraft settles out of court for $100,000, of which they take 35-60% plus expenses.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
She does have a point. The box only says ready in 3&1/2 minutes. It doesn’t say “the cheese” is ready in 3&1/2 minutes, which would reflect reality. The remaining steps in the recipe add up to way past 3&1/2 minutes. I’m not saying it’s a grand and noble cause but she is pointing out a misleading claim by the marketers that put that claim on the box.
What if you had no arms to stir the cheese..... 🤔
Are you sure about that 3.5 minutes
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT 3.5 MINUTES!
I'm through with this guy
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Then I guess a handjob in the parking lot is off the table?
Fúcking dead 😂😂😂😂😂
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
It's bullshīt. I cook those noodles for 3 minutes and they're done. The 3.5 minutes is the suggested cooking time.
Not a Florida man, but I felt it would be appreciated anyway.
He looks like he would do something like that.
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My County. Didn't try and rob it, just shoplifting.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I can't think of a better reason to throw chicken wings at her. I'm not even from Florida. What do you think @Usaf06 or @Diver43
Not sure, I kind of like wings. That would be a waste.
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Enough said.
VIDEO: 3-legged bear breaks into Florida home's lanai, drinks 3 White Claws | 'Oh my God, look at him!'
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/video-bear-breaks-into-lake-mary-florida-home-oh-my-god-look-at-him
I see new White Claw ads in the future with a new spokesbear.
Florida Man Threatens To Launch Rockets At Navy Helicopter For Flying Over His House
https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-threatens-rockets-navy-helicopter/
Mount it in the back of your pickup, of course.
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They must've gotten the gun specs from Wikipedia. It does not fire at 6k rpm. Still substantial but not 6k. Kudos to the Florida man. He must have quite the budget for maintenance. This gun is a finicky diva.
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Actually when I worked on them high fire rate was 6000 rounds a minute, thats 1000 rpm. However it was not possible to get one.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
I used rpm for rounds per minute. I've only ever come across the 4k per minute even with optimized barrels. Did air temp at high altitude play a factor with rate of fire?
Edit: My experience comes from the CIWS. Sea level only, lol. At 4k a hot gun will happen quickly. I can only imagine at 6k
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I remember the tracers at night looked like a searchlight coming down from our air support and the sound was a big ripping tear. What ever it hit it was just bloody chunks of meat, and dirt.
They don't usually fire very long bursts, just stroking the trigger, not holding it down. At least that's my experience with aircraft, mainly in air to air situations.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Right on. We usually do 100 rd burst with PAC fires and live action is not much longer.
Yep. Because I have a juvenile mind, a very loud, long fart.
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